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67 WRITE(IOUT,1067)
1067 FORMAT(1X,'HAPPINESS IS NOT HAVING WHAT YOU WANT --',
$ /,1x,'HAPPINESS IS WANTING WHAT YOU HAVE!',
$ //,1X,' -- FROM MRS. SEVERN''S DESK')
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68 WRITE(IOUT,1068)
1068 FORMAT(1X,'...THOSE SCIENCES ARE VAIN AND FULL OF ERRORS WHICH ',
$ /,1x,'ARE NOT BORN FROM EXPERIMENT, THE MOTHER OF CERTAINTY...',
$ //,1X,' -- LEONARDO DA VINCI, 1452-1519')
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69 WRITE(IOUT,1069)
1069 FORMAT(1X,'THERE IS SOMETHING FASCINATING ABOUT SCIENCE.',
$ /,1x,'ONE GETS SUCH WHOLESALE CONJECTURE OUT OF SUCH ',
$ 'TRIFLING INVESTMENTS.',
$ //,1X,54X,'-- MARK TWAIN')
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70 WRITE(IOUT,1070)
1070 FORMAT(1X,'WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL TO GET OUT OF AN EXPERIENCE ',
$ 'ONLY THE WISDOM',
$ /,1x,'THAT IS IN IT -- AND STOP THERE;',
$ /,1x,'LEST WE BE LIKE THE CAT THAT SITS DOWN ON A HOT ',
$ 'STOVE-LID.',
$ /,1x,'SHE WILL NEVER SIT DOWN ON A HOT STOVE LID AGAIN;',
$ /,1x,'BUT ALSO SHE WILL NEVER SIT DOWN ON A COLD ONE ANY ',
$ 'MORE.',
$ //,1X,52X,'-- MARK TWAIN')
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71 WRITE(IOUT,1071)
1071 FORMAT(1X,'THERE IS NO SUBJECT, HOWEVER COMPLEX,',
$ /,1x,'WHICH, IF STUDIED WITH PATIENCE AND INTELLIGIENCE',
$ /,1x,'WILL NOT BECOME',
$ /,1x,'MORE COMPLEX',
$ /,1x,23X,'QUOTED BY D. GORDON ROHMAN')
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72 WRITE(IOUT,1072)
1072 FORMAT(1X,'AND HERE I AM, FOR ALL MY LORE,',
$ /,1x,'THE WRETCHED FOOL I WAS BEFORE.',
$ /,1x,'CALLED MASTER OF ARTS, AND DOCTOR TO BOOT,',
$ /,1x,'FOR TEN YEARS ALMOST I CONFUTE',
$ /,1x,'AND UP AND DOWN, WHEREVER IT GOES',
$ /,1x,'I DRAG MY STUDENTS BY THE NOSE --',
$ /,1x,'AND SEE THAT FOR ALL OUR SCIENCE AND ART',
$ /,1x,'WE CAN KNOW NOTHING. IT BURNS MY HEART.',
$ //,1X,' -- FAUST')
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73 WRITE(IOUT,1073)
1073 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS A CAPITAL MISTAKE TO THEORIZE BEFORE ONE HAS',
$ /,1x,'DATA. INSENSIBLY ONE BEGINS TO TWIST FACTS TO SUIT',
$ /,1x,'THEORIES RATHER THAN THEORIES TO SUIT FACTS.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- SHERLOCK HOLMES')
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74 WRITE(IOUT,1074)
1074 FORMAT(1X,'THE DIFFICULTY IN SCIENCE IS OFTEN NOT SO MUCH HOW',
$ /,1x,'TO MAKE A DISCOVERY BUT RATHER TO KNOW ONE ',
$ 'HAS MADE IT.',
$ //,1X,50X,'-- J. D. BERNAL')
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75 WRITE(IOUT,1075)
1075 FORMAT(' MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB',/,6X,
HIS FEET WERE BLACK AS SOOT,',/,11X,
$ 'AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT',/,16X,
HIS SOOTY FOOT HE PUT.',/,/,20X,'-- NONAME')
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76 WRITE(IOUT,1076)
1076 FORMAT(1X,'"WHERE SHALL I START, PLEASE YOUR MAJESTY?" HE ASKED.',
$ /,1x,'"BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING," THE KING SAID GRAVELY,',
$ /,1x,'"AND GO ON TILL YOU COME TO THE END: THEN STOP." ',
$//,1X,' -- LEWIS CARROLL')
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77 WRITE(IOUT,1077)
1077 FORMAT(1X,'"I COULD HAVE DONE IT IN A MUCH MORE COMPLICATED WAY"',
$ /,1x,'SAID THE RED QUEEN, IMMENSELY PROUD.',
$ //,1X,' -- LEWIS CARROLL')
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78 WRITE(IOUT,1078)
1078 FORMAT(1X,'"WOULD YOU TELL ME PLEASE, WHICH WAY I OUGHT TO',
$ ' WALK FROM HERE?"',
$ /,1x,'"THAT DEPENDS A GREAT DEAL ON WHERE YOU WANT TO GO,"',
$ ' SAID THE CAT.',
$ /,1x,'"I DON''T MUCH CARE WHERE -- ", SAID ALICE.',
$ /,1x,'"THEN IT DOESN''T MATTER WHICH WAY YOU WALK," SAID ',
$ 'THE CAT.',
$ //,1X,' -- LEWIS CARROLL')
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79 WRITE(IOUT,1079)
1079 FORMAT(1X,'K N O W I N G IS A BARRIER WHICH PREVENTS LEARNING',
$ //,1X,20X,'-- TEACHING OF THE BENE GESSERIT')
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80 WRITE(IOUT,1080)
1080 FORMAT(1X,'WORK FAITHFULLY FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY AND DON''T ',
$ 'WORRY.',
$ /,1x,'IN TIME YOU MAY BECOME BOSS AND WORK TWELVE HOURS A ',
$ 'DAY',
$ /,1x,'AND HAVE ALL THE WORRY.')
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81 WRITE(IOUT,1081)
1081 FORMAT(6X,'LET US REMEMBER, PLEASE, THAT THE SEARCH FOR THE ',
$ 'CONSTITUTION',
$ /,6X,'OF THE WORLD IS ONE OF THE GREATEST AND NOBLEST ',
$ 'PROBLEMS PRESENTED ',
$ /,6X,'BY NATURE.',
$ //,50X,'-- GALILEO')
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82 WRITE(IOUT,1082)
1082 FORMAT(1X,'... I FELL INTO A REVERIE ... THE ATOMS WERE ',
$ 'GAMBOLING BEFORE MY EYES',
$ /,1x,'... I SAW HOW TWO SMALL ONES UNITED TO FORM A PAIR;',
$ /,1x,'HOW THE LARGER ONES SEIZED TWO OF THE SMALLER ONES;',
$ /,1x,'HOW STILL LARGER ONES KEPT HOLD OF THREE OR FOUR',
$ /,1x,'SMALLER ONES ... I SAW HOW THE LARGER ONES FORMED ',
$ 'A CHAIN ...',
$ /,1x,'THIS WAS THE ORIGIN OF THE STRUCTURE THEORY.',
$ //,35X,'-- C.F.KEKULE VON STRADONITZ')
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83 WRITE(IOUT,1083)
1083 FORMAT(6X,'SCIENCE SANS CONSCIENCE N''EST QUE RUINE DE L''AME.'//
$50X,'-- RABELAIS')
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84 WRITE(IOUT,1084)
1084 FORMAT(6X,'THE ONE-EYED VIEW OF OUR UNIVERSE SAYS YOU MUST ',
$ 'NOT LOOK',
$ /,6X,'FAR AFIELD FOR PROBLEMS. SUCH PROBLEMS MAY NEVER ',
$ 'ARRIVE. ',
$ /,6X,'INSTEAD, TEND TO THE WOLF WITHIN YOUR FENCES.',
$ /,6X,'THE PACKS RANGING OUTSIDE MAY NOT EVEN EXIST.',
$ //,30X,'-- THE AZHAR BOOK SHAMRA I:4',
$ /,30X,' CHILDREN OF DUNE, BY FRANK HERBERT')
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85 WRITE(IOUT,1085)
1085 FORMAT(6X,'TO SUSPECT YOUR OWN MORTALITY IS TO KNOW ',
$ 'THE BEGINNING OF TERROR.',
$ /,6X,'TO LEARN IRREFUTABLY THAT YOU ARE MORTAL IS TO KNOW ',
$ 'THE END',
$ /,6X,'OF TERROR.',
$ //,50X,'-- JESSICA',
$ /,50X,' CHILDREN OF DUNE',
$ /,50X,' BY FRANK HERBERT')
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86 WRITE(IOUT,1086)
1086 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU BELIEVE CERTAIN WORDS, YOU BELIEVE THEIR ',
$ 'HIDDEN ARGUMENTS.',
$ /,1x,'WHEN YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING IS RIGHT OR WRONG, ',
$ 'TRUE OR FALSE, ',
$ /,1x,'YOU BELIEVE THE ASSUMPTIONS IN THE WORDS WHICH ',
$ 'EXPRESS THE ARGUMENTS.',
$ /,1x,'SUCH ASSUMPTIONS ARE OFTEN FULL OF HOLES, BUT ',
$ 'REMAIN MOST PRECIOUS ',
$ /,1x,'TO THE CONVINCED.',
$ //,17X,'-- THE OPEN-ENDED PROOF FROM THE PANOPLIA PROPHETICA',
$ /,17X,' CHILDREN OF DUNE BY FRANK HERBERT')
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87 WRITE(IOUT,1087)
1087 FORMAT(6X,'HUMANKIND PERIODICALLY GOES THROUGH A SPEEDUP OF ',
$ 'ITS AFFAIRS, ',
$ /,6X,'THEREBY EXPERIENCING THE RACE BETWEEN THE RENEWABLE ',
$ 'VITALITY',
$ /,6X,'OF THE LIVING, AND THE BECKONING VITIATION OF ',
$ 'DECADENCE.',
$ /,6X,'IN THIS PERIODIC RACE, ANY PAUSE BECOMES A LUXURY.',
$ /,6X,'ONLY THEN CAN ONE REFLECT THAT ALL IS PERMITTED;',
$ /,6X,'ALL IS POSSIBLE.',
$ //,30X,'-- THE APOCRYPHA OF MUAD''DIB',
$ /,30X,' CHILDREN OF DUNE, BY FRANK HERBERT')
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88 WRITE(IOUT,1088)
1088 FORMAT(1X,'THEORY: SUPPOSITION WHICH HAS SCIENTIFIC BASIS,',
$ /,1x,' BUT NOT EXPERIMENTALLY PROVEN.',
$ /,1x,'FACT: A THEORY WHICH HAS BEEN PROVEN BY ENOUGH ',
$ /,1x,' MONEY TO PAY FOR THE EXPERIMENTS.',
$ //,1X,25X,'-- THE WIZARD OF ID')
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89 WRITE(IOUT,1089)
1089 FORMAT(1X,'CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS AND GET THEIR GOOD TIDINGS.',
$ /,1x,'NATURE''S PEACE WILL FLOW INTO YOU AS SUNSHINE FLOWS ',
$ 'INTO TREES.',
$ /,1x,'THE WINDS WILL BLOW THEIR OWN FRESHNESS INTO YOU, ',
$ /,1x,'AND CARES WILL DROP OFF LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- JOHN MUIR')
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90 WRITE(IOUT,1090)
1090 FORMAT(1X,'KEEP CLOSE TO NATURES HEART, YOURSELF;',
$ /,1x,'AND BREAK CLEAR AWAY, ONCE IN A WHILE, AND',
$ /,1x,'CLIMB A MOUNTAIN OR SPEND A WEEK IN THE',
$ /,1x,'WOODS. WASH YOUR SPIRIT CLEAN...',
$ /,1x,40X,'-- JOHN MUIR')
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91 WRITE(IOUT,1091)
1091 FORMAT(1X,'THOSE WHO ASPIRE NOT TO GUESS AND DIVINE,',
$ /,1x,'BUT TO DISCOVER AND KNOW, WHO PROPOSE NOT TO DEVISE ',
$ /,1x,'MIMIC AND FABULOUS WORLDS OF THEIR OWN, BUT TO ',
$ /,1x,'EXAMINE AND DISSECT THE NATURE OF THIS VERY WORLD ',
$ /,1x,'ITSELF, MUST GO TO THE FACTS THEMSELVES FOR EVERYTHING.',
$ //,1X,' -- FRANCIS BACON, 1620')
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92 WRITE(IOUT,1092)
1092 FORMAT(1X,'THE UNDERLYING PHYSICAL LAWS NECESSARY FOR THE ',
$ /,1x,'MATHEMATICAL THEORY OF A LARGE PART OF PHYSICS AND THE',
$ /,1x,'WHOLE OF CHEMISTRY ARE THUS COMPLETELY KNOWN, AND THE',
$ /,1x,'DIFFICULTY IS ONLY THAT THE EXACT APPLICATION OF THESE',
$ /,1x,'LAWS LEADS TO EQUATIONS MUCH TOO COMPLICATED ',
$ /,1x,'TO BE SOLUBLE.',
$ //,40X,'-- P. A. M. DIRAC, 1929')
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93 WRITE(IOUT,1093)
1093 FORMAT(1X,'IN SO FAR AS QUANTUM MECHANICS IS CORRECT, CHEMICAL ',
$ /,1x,'QUESTIONS ARE PROBLEMS IN APPLIED MATHEMATICS.',
$//,1X,' -- EYRING, WALTER, & KIMBALL, 1944')
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94 WRITE(IOUT,1094)
1094 FORMAT(1X,'TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD, AND I--',
$ /,1x,'I TOOK THE ONE LESS TRAVELED BY,',
$ /,1x,'AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE.',
$ //,1X,' -- ROBERT FROST')
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95 WRITE(IOUT,1095)
1095 FORMAT(1X,'TO SEE A WORLD IN A GRAIN OF SAND',
$ /,1x,'AND A HEAVEN IN A WILD FLOWER',
$ /,1x,'HOLD INFINITY IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND',
$ /,1x,'AND ETERNITY IN AN HOUR',
$ //,1X,' -- WILLIAM BLAKE')
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96 WRITE(IOUT,1096)
1096 FORMAT(1X,'MAN IS A SINGULAR CREATURE. HE HAS A SET OF GIFTS',
$ /,1x,'WHICH MAKE HIM UNIQUE AMONG THE ANIMALS: SO THAT, ',
$ /,1x,'UNLIKE THEM, HE IS NOT A FIGURE IN THE LANDSCAPE --',
$ /,1x,'HE IS A SHAPER OF THE LANDSCAPE.',
$ //,1X,' -- JACOB BRONOWSKI')
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97 WRITE(IOUT,1097)
1097 FORMAT(1X,'EDUCATION DOESN''T COST ',
$ /,1x,' ... IT PAYS!',
$ //,1X,'-- POSTMARK, UNIV. OF MISSISSIPPI, DEC 78')
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98 WRITE(IOUT,1098)
1098 FORMAT(1X,'"THE ACADEMIC HIERARCHY"',//,
$ /,1x,'THE PRESIDENT:',
$ /,1x,' LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,',
$ /,1x,' IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE,',
$ /,1x,' IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET,',
$ /,1x,' WALKS ON WATER,',
$ /,1x,' GIVES POLICY TO GOD.',/,
$ /,1x,'THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR ACADEMIC AFFAIRS:',
$ /,1x,' LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,',
$ /,1x,' IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A SWITCH ENGINE,',
$ /,1x,' IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,',
$ /,1x,' WALKS ON WATER IF SEA IS CALM,',
$ /,1x,' TALKS WITH GOD.'/)
WRITE(IOUT,2098)
2098 FORMAT(1X,'PROFESSOR:',
$ /,1x,' LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND ',
$ 'FAVORABLE WINDS,',
$ /,1x,' IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE,',
$ /,1x,' CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET,',
$ /,1x,' WALKS ON WATER IN AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL,',
$ /,1x,' TALKS WITH GOD IF SPECIAL REQUEST IS ',
$ 'APPROVED.',/,
$ /,1x,'ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR:',
$ /,1x,' BARELY CLEARS A QUONSET HUT,',
$ /,1x,' LOSES TUG OF WAR WITH LOCOMOTIVE,',
$ /,1x,' MISFIRES FREQUENTLY,',
$ /,1x,' SWIMS WELL,',
$ /,1x,' IS OCCASIONALLY ADDRESSED BY GOD.'/)
WRITE(IOUT,3098)
3098 FORMAT(1X,'ASSISTANT PROFESSOR:',
$ /,1x,' MAKES HIGH MARKS ON WALLS WHEN TRYING TO LEAP',
$ ' TALL BUILDINGS,',
$ /,1x,' IS RUN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVES,',
$ /,1x,' CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING',
$ ' SELF INJURY,',
$ /,1x,' DOG PADDLES,',
$ /,1x,' TALKS TO ANIMALS.',/,
$ /,1x,'GRADUATE STUDENT:',
$ /,1x,' RUNS INTO BUILDINGS,',
$ /,1x,' RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUT OF THREE TIMES,',
$ /,1x,' IS NOT ISSUED AMMUNITION,',
$ /,1x,' CAN STAY AFLOAT WITH A LIFE JACKET,',
$ /,1x,' TALKS TO WALLS.'/)
WRITE(IOUT,4098)
4098 FORMAT(1X,'UNDERGRADUATE AND WORK STUDY STUDENT:',
$ /,1x,' FALLS OVER DOORSTEP WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS,',
$ /,1x,' SAYS, "LOOK AT THE CHOO-CHOO,"',
$ /,1x,' WETS HIMSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL,',
$ /,1x,' PLAYS IN MUD PUDDLES,',
$ /,1x,' MUMBLES TO HIMSELF.',/,
$ /,1x,'DEPARTMENT SECRETARY:',
$ /,1x,' LIFTS TALL BUILDINGS AND WALKS UNDER THEM,',
$ /,1x,' KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THE TRACKS,',
$ /,1x,' CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HER TEETH AND',
$ ' EATS THEM,',
$ /,1x,' FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE,',
$ /,1x,' IS GOD.')
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99 WRITE(IOUT,1099)
1099 FORMAT(1X,'SUCCESS-- IF YOU HAVE TRIED TO DO SOMETHING AND FAILED'
$ ,/,1x,' YOU ARE BETTER OFF THAN IF YOU HAD TRIED',
$ ' TO DO',
$ /,1x,' NOTHING AND SUCCEEDED.',/,
$ /,1x,' -- FROM THE BACK OF A SUGAR PACKET')
Return
End
*Deck Gozy1
Subroutine Gozy1(IOut,Num)
Implicit Integer(A-Z)
C
C Print out gozy messages 1xx (i.e. 100 to 199).
C
If(Num.lt.100.or.Num.gt.199)
$ Call GauErr('Num<100 or Num>199 in Gozy1.')
IHOP = Num/20 + 1 - 5
IGO = MOD(Num,20) + 1
IF (IHOP .EQ. 1) IGO = IGO - 1
GOTO (9100,9120,9140,9160,9180), IHop
C
9100 CONTINUE
GOTO(100,101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109,
$ 110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119), IGO
C
9120 CONTINUE
GOTO(120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,
$ 130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139), IGO
C
9140 CONTINUE
GOTO(140,141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149,
$ 150,151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159), IGO
C
9160 CONTINUE
GOTO(160,161,162,163,164,165,166,167,168,169,
$ 170,171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179), IGO
C
9180 CONTINUE
GOTO(180,181,182,183,184,185,186,187,188,189,
$ 190,191,192,193,194,195,196,197,198,199), IGO
C
100 WRITE(IOUT,1100)
1100 FORMAT(1X,'IF AT FIRST YOU DON''T SUCCEED, TRY, TRY AGAIN.',
$ /,1X,'THEN GIVE UP;',
$ /,1X,'THERE''S NO USE BEING A DAMN FOOL ABOUT IT.',
$ //,1X,' -- W. C. FIELDS')
Return
101 WRITE(IOUT,1101)
1101 FORMAT(1X,'ACTORS ARE SO FORTUNATE. THEY CAN CHOOSE WHETHER',
$ /,1X,'THEY WILL APPEAR IN A TRAGEDY OR IN COMEDY,',
$ /,1X,'WHETHER THEY WILL SUFFER OF MAKE MERRY,',
$ /,1X,'LAUGH OR SHED TEARS. BUT IN REAL LIFE IT IS ',
$ 'DIFFERENT.',
$ /,1X,'MOST MEN AND WOMEN ARE FORCED TO PERFORM',
$ /,1X,'PARTS FOR WHICH THEY HAVE NO QUALIFICATIONS.',
$ /,1X,'THE WORLD IS A STAGE, BUT THE PLAY IS BADLY CAST.',
$ //,1X,' -- OSCAR WILDE')
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102 WRITE(IOUT,1102)
1102 FORMAT(1X,'SCIENCE IS A VERY HUMAN FORM OF KNOWLEDGE.',
$ /,1X,'WE ARE ALWAYS AT THE BRINK OF THE KNOWN,',
$ /,1X,'WE ALWAYS FEEL FORWARD FOR WHAT IS HOPED.',
$ /,1X,'EVERY JUDGEMENT IN SCIENCE STANDS ON THE EDGE OF ERROR',
$ ', AND IS PERSONAL.',
$ /,1X,'SCIENCE IS A TRIBUTE TO WHAT WE CAN KNOW ALTHOUGH',
$ ' WE ARE FALLIBLE.',
$ //,1X,' -- J. BRONOWSKI')
Return
103 WRITE(IOUT,1103)
1103 FORMAT(1X,'COMMON SENSE IS NOT SO COMMON. -- VOLTAIRE')
Return
104 WRITE(IOUT,1104)
1104 FORMAT(1X,'ACHIEVEMENT-- THE MAN WHO ROWS THE BOAT GENERALLY ',
$ /,1X,' DOESN''T HAVE TIME TO ROCK IT.',/,
$ /,1X,' -- FROM THE BACK OF A SUGAR PACKET')
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105 WRITE(IOUT,1105)
1105 FORMAT(1X,'ADVERTISING-- HE WHO HAS SOMETHING TO SELL AND GOES ',
$ 'AND WHISPERS',
$ /,1X,' IN A WELL, IS NOT SO APT TO GET THE ',
$ 'DOLLARS AS HE',
$ /,1X,' WHO CLIMBS A TREE AND HOLLERS.',/,
$ /,1X,' -- FROM THE BACK OF A SUGAR PACKET')
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106 WRITE(IOUT,1106)
1106 FORMAT(1X,'MODELS ARE TO BE USED, NOT BELIEVED.',
$ //,1X,' -- PARAPHRASED BY H. THIEL IN "PRINCIPLES OF',
$ ' ECONOMETRICS"')
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107 WRITE(IOUT,1107)
1107 FORMAT(1X,'SCIENCE IS LONG AND LIFE IS SHORT.',
$ //,1X,20X,'DON MOSER IN THE FEBRUARY 1979 SMITHSONIAN')
Return
108 WRITE(IOUT,1108)
1108 FORMAT(1X,'... IT CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT, IN THESE COMPLEX TIMES,',
$ /,1X,'TO UNDERSTAND JUST HOW SCIENTISTS DO WHAT THEY DO.',
$ //,1X,20X,'DON MOSER IN THE FEBRUARY 1979 SMITHSONIAN')
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109 WRITE(IOUT,1109)
1109 FORMAT(1X,
$ 'THERE IS NOTHING NOBLE IN BEING SUPERIOR TO SOME OTHER',
$ ' MAN.',
$ /,1X,'TRUE NOBILITY IS BEING SUPERIOR TO YOUR FORMER SELF.',
$ //,1X,50X,'-- HINDU PROVERB')
Return
110 WRITE(IOUT,1110)
1110 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN YOU REACH FOR THE STARS, YOU MAY NOT QUITE ',
$ 'GET ONE,',
$ /,1X,'BUT YOU WON''T COME UP WITH A HANDFUL OF MUD, EITHER.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- LEO BURNETT (AD AGENCY HEAD)')
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111 WRITE(IOUT,1111)
1111 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MEDITATE ON TIME AND THE MYSTERY ',
$ /,1X,'OF NATURE WITHOUT AN OVERWHELMING EMOTION AT THE',
$ /,1X,'LIMITATIONS OF HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD')
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112 WRITE(IOUT,1112)
1112 FORMAT(1X,'LEARN FROM YESTERDAY,',
$ /,1X,'LIVE FOR TODAY,',
$ /,1X,'LOOK TO TOMORROW,',
$ /,1X,'REST THIS AFTERNOON.',
$ //,1X,' -- SNOOPY')
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113 WRITE(IOUT,1113)
1113 FORMAT(1X,'IT PROBABLY IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A SCIENTIST TO ',
$ 'INTERROGATE NATURE ',
$ /,1X,'FROM A WHOLLY DISINTERESTED VIEWPOINT.',
$ /,1X,'EVEN IF HE HAS NO PARTICULAR AXE TO GRIND, HE IS ',
$ 'LIKELY TO HAVE ',
$ /,1X,'A DISTINCTIVE WAY OF VIEWING NATURE.',
$ //,1X,50X,'-- JOHN LOSEE')
Return
114 WRITE(IOUT,1114)
1114 FORMAT(1X,'E PUR SI MUOVE -- GALILEO GALILEI')
Return
115 WRITE(IOUT,1115)
1115 FORMAT(1X,'SCIENCE AND PEACE WILL TRIUMPH OVER IGNORANCE AND WAR',
$ //,1X,25X,'-- PASTEUR')
Return
116 WRITE(IOUT,1116)
1116 FORMAT(1X,'THE FIRST AND LAST THING REQUIRED OF GENIUS IS THE ',
$ 'LOVE OF TRUTH.',
$ //,1X,25X,'-- GOETHE')
Return
117 WRITE(IOUT,1117)
1117 FORMAT(1X,'IF THERE IS ONE WAY BETTER THAN ANOTHER IT IS THE ',
$ 'WAY OF NATURE.',
$ //,1X,25X,'-- ARISTOTLE')
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118 WRITE(IOUT,1118)
1118 FORMAT(1X,'BE NOT THE FIRST BY WHOM THE NEW ARE TRIED,',
$ /,1X,'NOR YET THE THE LAST TO LAY THE OLD ASIDE.',
$ //,1X,' -- ALEXANDER POPE')
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119 WRITE(IOUT,1119)
1119 FORMAT(1X,'THE EIGHTH ELEMENT, STARTING FROM A GIVEN ONE, ',
$ 'IS A KIND OF REPETITION ',
$ /,1X,'OF THE FIRST, LIKE THE EIGHTH NOTE OF AN OCTAVE ',
$ 'IN MUSIC.',
$ //,1X,' -- J. A. R. NEWLANDS, 1864')
Return
120 WRITE(IOUT,1120)
1120 FORMAT(1X,'... A MOLECULAR SYSTEM ... (PASSES) ... FROM ONE ',
$ 'STATE OF EQUILIBRIUM ',
$ /,1X,'TO ANOTHER ... BY MEANS OF ALL POSSIBLE ',
$ 'INTERMEDIATE PATHS, ',
$ /,1X,'BUT THE PATH MOST ECONOMICAL OF ENERGY WILL BE ',
$ 'THE MORE OFTEN TRAVELED.',
$ //,1X,20X,' -- HENRY EYRING, 1945')
Return
121 WRITE(IOUT,1121)
1121 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS THE BEHAVIOR AND DISTRIBUTION OF THE ELECTRONS ',
$ /,1X,'AROUND THE NUCLEUS THAT GIVES THE FUNDAMENTAL ',
$ /,1X,'CHARACTER OF AN ATOM: IT MUST BE THE SAME ',
$ 'FOR MOLECULES.',
$ //,1X,' -- C. A. COULSON, 1951')
Return
122 WRITE(IOUT,1122)
1122 FORMAT(1X,'AS FAR AS THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS REFER TO REALITY,',
$ /,1X,'THEY ARE NOT CERTAIN; AND AS FAR AS THEY ARE CERTAIN,',
$ /,1X,'THEY DO NOT REFER TO REALITY.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- ALBERT EINSTEIN')
Return
123 WRITE(IOUT,1123)
1123 FORMAT(1X,'FOR THE NATURE OF THE CHEMICAL BOND',
$ /,1X,'IS THE PROBLEM AT THE HEART OF ALL CHEMISTRY.',
$ //,1X,20X,'-- BRYCE CRAWFORD, JR., 1953')
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124 WRITE(IOUT,1124)
1124 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU WISH TO UNDERSTAND THE FRAGRANCE OF THE ROSE, ',
$ /,1X,'OR THE TENACITY OF THE OAK; ',
$ /,1X,'IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL YOU KNOW THE SECRET ',
$ 'PATHS ',
$ /,1X,'BY WHICH THE SUNSHINE AND THE AIR ACHIEVE ',
$ 'THESE WONDERS; ',
$ /,1X,'IF YOU WISH TO SEE THE PATTERN WHICH UNDERLIES ONE ',
$ 'LARGE FIELD OF ',
$ /,1X,'HUMAN EXPERIENCE AND HUMAN MEASUREMENT, THEN ',
$ 'TAKE UP CHEMISTRY.',
$ //,1X,40X,'-- C. A. COULSON, 1973.')
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125 WRITE(IOUT,1125)
1125 FORMAT(1X,'SCIENCE AT ITS BEST PROVIDES US WITH BETTER ',
$ 'QUESTIONS, ',
$ /,1X,'NOT ABSOLUTE ANSWERS',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- NORMAN COUSINS, 1976')
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126 WRITE(IOUT,1126)
1126 FORMAT(1X,'THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE WE CAN HAVE IS ',
$ 'THE MYSTERIOUS.',
$ /,1X,'IT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL EMOTION WHICH STANDS AT ',
$ 'AT THE CRADLE ',
$ /,1X,'OF TRUE ART AND TRUE SCIENCE.',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- ALBERT EINSTEIN')
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127 WRITE(IOUT,1127)
1127 FORMAT(1X,'WE MIGHT AS WELL ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE A NEW PLANET ',
$ /,1X,'INTO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, OR TO ANNIHILATE ONE ALREADY',
$ 'IN EXISTENCE, ',
$ /,1X,'AS TO CREATE OR DESTROY A PARTICLE OF HYDROGEN.',
$ /,1X,'ALL THE CHANGES WE CAN PRODUCE CONSIST IN SEPARATING ',
$ 'PARTICLES',
$ /,1X,'THAT ARE IN A STATE OF ... COMBINATION, AND JOINING ',
$ /,1X,'THOSE THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY AT A DISTANCE.',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- JOHN DALTON, 1810')
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128 WRITE(IOUT,1128)
1128 FORMAT(1X,'ALMOST ALL THE CHEMICAL PROCESSES WHICH OCCUR ',
$ 'IN NATURE,',
$ /,1X,'WHETHER IN ANIMAL OR VEGETABLE ORGANISMS,',
$ /,1X,'OR IN THE NON-LIVING SURFACE OF THE EARTH ... ',
$ /,1X,'TAKE PLACE BETWEEN SUBSTANCES IN SOLUTION',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- W. OSTWALD, 1890')
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129 WRITE(IOUT,1129)
1129 FORMAT(1X,'... THE UNIVERSE IS NOT ONLY QUEERER THAN WE SUPPOSE,',
$ /,1X,'BUT QUEERER THAN WE CAN SUPPOSE ... ',
$ //,1X,' -- J. B. S. HALDANE')
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130 WRITE(IOUT,1130)
1130 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS A PROFOUNDLY ERRONEOUS TRUISM ... THAT WE ',
$ 'SHOULD CULTIVATE',
$ /,1X,'THE HABIT OF THINKING OF WHAT WE ARE DOING.',
$ /,1X,'THE PRECISE OPPOSITE IS THE CASE.',
$ /,1X,'CIVILIZATION ADVANCES BY EXTENDING THE NUMBER OF ',
$ 'IMPORTANT OPERATIONS',
$ /,1X,'WHICH WE CAN PERFORM WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEM.',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD')
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131 WRITE(IOUT,1131)
1131 FORMAT(1X,'ABSOLUTISM, OBSOLETISM -- IF IT WORKS, IT''S OUT ',
$ 'OF DATE',
$ //,1X,25X,'-- STAFFORD BEER')
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132 WRITE(IOUT,1132)
1132 FORMAT(1X,'A ROPE OVER THE TOP OF A FENCE HAS THE SAME LENGTH ',
$ 'ON EACH SIDE.',
$ /,1X,'WEIGHS 1/3 POUND PER FOOT. ON ONE END HANGS A ',
$ 'MONKEY HOLDING A',
$ /,1X,'BANANA, AND ON THE OTHER END A WEIGHT EQUAL TO',
$ ' THE WEIGHT',
$ /,1X,'OF THE MONKEY. THE BANANA WEIGHS TWO OUNCES PER',
$ ' INCH.',
$ /,1X,'THE ROPE IS AS LONG AS THE AGE OF THE MONKEY, ',
$ /,1X,'AND THE WEIGHT OF THE MONKEY (IN OUNCES) IS AS MUCH',
$ /,1X,'AS THE AGE OF THE MONKEY''S MOTHER. THE COMBINED AGES',
$ ' OF MONKEY',
$ /,1X,'AND MOTHER ARE THIRTY YEARS. HALF THE WEIGHT OF',
$ ' THE MONKEY,',
$ /,1X,' PLUS THE WEIGHT OF THE BANANA, IS ONE FOURTH AS',
$ ' MUCH AS THE WEIGHT',
$ /,1X,'OF THE WEIGHT AND THE ROPE.')
WRITE(IOUT,2132)
2132 FORMAT(1X,'THE MONKEY''S MOTHER IS HALF AS OLD AS THE MONKEY ',
$ 'WILL BE',
$ /,1X,'WHEN IT IS 3 TIMES AS OLD AS ITS MOTHER WAS WHEN',
$ /,1X,'SHE WAS HALF AS OLD AS THE MONKEY WILL BE WHEN IT IS',
$ /,1X,'AS OLD AS ITS MOTHER WILL BE WHEN SHE IS 4 TIMES AS',
$ /,1X,'OLD AS THE MONKEY WAS WHEN IT WAS TWICE AS OLD AS ',
$ /,1X,'ITS MOTHER WAS WHEN SHE WAS ONE THIRD AS OLD AS THE',
$ /,1X,'MONKEY WAS WHEN IT WAS AS OLD AS ITS MOTHER WAS WHEN ',
$ /,1X,'SHE WAS 3 TIMES AS OLD AS THE MONKEY WAS WHEN IT WAS ',
$ 'AS OLD AS ITS',
$ /,1X,'MOTHER WAS WHEN SHE WAS 3 TIMES AS OLD AS THE MONKEY ',
$ /,1X,'WAS WHEN IT WAS ONE FOURTH WAS OLD AS IT IS NOW.',
$ //,1X,'HOW LONG IS THE BANANA?')
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133 Continue
C WRITE(IOUT,1133)
C1133 FORMAT(25X,
C
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C $/,30X,' / \',/,30X,' / \',
C $/,30X,' ! XXXX XXXX !',
C $/,30X,' ! XXXX XXXX !',/,30X,' ! XXX XXX !',
C $/,30X,' ! X !',/,30X,' --\ XXX /--',
C $/,30X,' ! ! XXX ! !',/,30X,' ! ! ! !',
C $/,30X,' ! I I I I I !',/,30X,' ! I I I I !',
C $/,30X,' \ /',/,30X,' -- --',
C $/,30X,' \---/',/,30X,' XXX XXX',
C $/,30X,' XXXX XXXX',
C $/,30X,' XXXXX XXXXX',
C $/,30X,' XXX XXX',/,30X,' XXX XXX',
C $/,30X,' XXXXX',/,30X,' XXX XXX',
C $/,30X,' XXX XXX',/,30X,' XXX XXX',
C $/,30X,' XXXXX XXXXX',
C $/,30X,' XXXX XXXX',
C $/,30X,' XXX XXX')
C Return
134 WRITE(IOUT,1134)
1134 FORMAT(1X,' THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH,'
$ /,1X,' AND THE SMALL PRINT TAKETH AWAY.'
$ //,1X,' -- TOM WAITS')
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135 WRITE(IOUT,1135)
1135 FORMAT(1X,'THE MOST SERIOUS THREAT TO THE SURVIVAL OF MANKIND IS '
$ ,'NOT NOW'
$ /,1X,'IGNORANCE IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE,'
$ /,1X,'BUT A MORALLY NEUTRAL, AN INSENSITIVE OR INHIBITED ',
$ 'HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.'
$ //,1X,20X,'-- MARGO JEFFERSON IN NEWSWEEK, SEPTEMBER 2, 1974')
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136 WRITE(IOUT,1136)
1136 FORMAT(1X,'THERE''S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE'
$ //,1X,' -- PHINEAS TAYLOR (P.T.) BARNUM')
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137 WRITE(IOUT,1137)
1137 FORMAT(1X,'AND ALL THIS SCIENCE I DON''T UNDERSTAND'
$ /,1X,'IT''S JUST MY JOB FIVE DAYS A WEEK'
$ //,1X,' -- ELTON JOHN, "ROCKET MAN"')
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138 WRITE(IOUT,1138)
1138 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS BY EATING THE LIGHT OF A STAR THAT WE EXIST, '
$ /,1X,'IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, '
$ /,1X,'JUST AS IT IS BY PERCEIVING THE LIGHT OF STARS'
$ /,1X,'THAT WE DEFINE THE WORLD AROUND US.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- GILBERT GROSVENOR')
Return
139 WRITE(IOUT,1139)
1139 FORMAT(1X,'SEEN ON A WALL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS AT ',
$ 'CHICAGO CIRCLE:',/,
$ /,1X,'TO DO IS TO BE -- SOCRATES'
$ /,1X,'TO BE IS TO DO -- SARTRE'
$ /,1X,'OO BE DO BE DO -- SINATRA')
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140 WRITE(IOUT,1140)
1140 FORMAT(1X,'ORIGINALITY CONSISTS NOT IN SAYING WHAT NO ONE HAS ',
$ 'EVER SAID BEFORE, '
$ /,1X,'BUT IN SAYING WHAT YOU THINK YOUR SELF.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- JAMES F. STEPHEN')
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141 WRITE(IOUT,1141)
1141 FORMAT(1X,'I LOVE THOSE WHO LONG FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE.'
$ //,1X,' -- GOETHE')
Return
142 WRITE(IOUT,1142)
1142 FORMAT(1X,'WE THE UNWILLING'
$ /,1X,'LED BY THE UNQUALIFIED'
$ /,1X,'HAVE BEEN DOING THE UNBELIEVABLE SO LONG WITH',
$ ' SO LITTLE'
$ /,1X,'THAT WE NOW ATTEMPT THE IMPOSSIBLE WITH NOTHING.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- ANONYMOUS')
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143 WRITE(IOUT,1143)
1143 FORMAT(1X,'FROM AN ANONYMOUS WRITER, ON PERSPECTIVE:',/,
$ /,1X,'MAN, DESPITE HIS ARTISTIC PRETENSIONS, HIS ',
$ 'SOPHISTICATION AND MANY '
$ /,1X,'ACCOMPLISHMENTS, OWES THE FACT OF HIS EXISTENCE TO A ',
$ 'SIX-INCH LAYER OF '
$ /,1X,'TOPSOIL AND THE FACT THAT IT RAINS.')
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144 WRITE(IOUT,1144)
1144 FORMAT(1X,'IF I AM NOT FOR MYSELF, WHO WILL BE?'
$ /,1X,'BUT IF I AM ONLY FOR MYSELF, WHAT AM I?'
$ /,1X,'THOUGH A SEEKER SINCE MY BIRTH,'
$ /,1X,'HERE IS ALL I''VE LEARNED ON EARTH,'
$ /,1X,'THIS IS THE GIST OF WHAT I KNOW:'
$ /,1X,'GIVE ADVICE AND BUY A FOE.'
$ /,1X
$ /,1X,'PRESSED FOR RULES AND VERITIES,'
$ /,1X,'ALL I RECOLLECT ARE THESE:'
$ /,1X,'FEED A COLD TO STARVE A FEVER,'
$ /,1X,'ARGUE WITH NO TRUE-BELIEVER.'
$ /,1X,'THINK-TOO-LONG IS NEVER-ACT,'
$ /,1X,'SCRATCH A MYTH AND FIND A FACT.'
$ /,1X
$ /,1X,'STITCH IN TIME SAVES TWENTY STITCHES,'
$ /,1X,'GIVE THE RICH TO PLEASE THEM, RICHES.'
$ /,1X,'GIVE TO LOVE YOU HEARTH AND HALL,'
$ /,1X,'BUT DO NOT GIVE ADVICE AT ALL.'
$ //,1X,' -- HILLEL')
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145 WRITE (IOUT,1145)
1145 FORMAT(1X,'THE THINKER DIES, BUT HIS THOUGHTS ARE BEYOND THE '
$ /,1X,'REACH OF DESTRUCTION. MEN ARE MORTAL; BUT IDEAS '
$ /,1X,'ARE IMMORTAL.'
$ /,1X,' -- WALTER LIPPMANN')
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146 WRITE (IOUT,1146)
1146 FORMAT(1X,'FLOATING POINT NUMBERS ARE LIKE SANDPILES:'
$ /,1X,'EVERY TIME THAT YOU MOVE ONE, YOU LOSE A LITTLE SAND '
$ /,1X,'AND YOU PICK UP A LITTLE DIRT.')
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147 WRITE (IOUT,1147)
1147 FORMAT(1X,'LET US LEARN TO DREAM, GENTLEMEN, ',
$ 'THEN PERHAPS WE SHALL'
$ /,1X,'DISCOVER THE TRUTH; BUT LET US BEWARE OF PUBLISHING'
$ /,1X,'OUR DREAMS ABROAD BEFORE THEY HAVE BEEN SCRUTINIZED'
$ /,1X,'BY OUR VIGILANT INTELLECT ... LET US ALWAYS ALLOW'
$ /,1X,'THE FRUIT TO HANG UNTIL IT IS RIPE. UNRIPE FRUIT'
$ /,1X,'BRINGS EVEN THE GROWER BUT LITTLE PROFIT; IT DAMAGES'
$ /,1X,'THE HEALTH OF THOSE WHO CONSUME IT; IT ENDANGERS'
$ /,1X,'PARTICULARLY THE YOUTH WHO CANNOT YET DISTINGUISH'
$ /,1X,'BETWEEN RIPE AND UNRIPE FRUIT.'
$ //,1X,' -- KEKULE, 1890')
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148 WRITE (IOUT,1148)
1148 FORMAT(1X,'ALMOST ANYTHING IS EASIER TO GET INTO THAN OUT OF.'
$ //,1X,' -- AGNES ALLEN''S LAW FROM'
$ /,1X,5X,' PAUL DICKSON''S "THE OFFICIAL RULES"')
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149 WRITE (IOUT,1149)
1149 FORMAT(1X,'ALL PAPERS THAT YOU SAVE WILL NEVER BE NEEDED UNTIL'
$ /,1X,'SUCH TIME AS THEY ARE DISPOSED OF, WHEN THEY BECOME'
$ /,1X,'ESSENTIAL.'
$ //,1X,10X,'-- JOHN CORCORAN IN'
$ /,1X,13X,'PAUL DICKSON''S "THE OFFICIAL RULES"')
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150 WRITE (IOUT,1150)
1150 FORMAT(1X,'NATURE WILL TELL YOU A DIRECT LIE IF SHE CAN.'
$ //,1X,' -- CHARLES DARWIN')
Return
151 WRITE (IOUT,1151)
1151 FORMAT(1X,'NOTHING WILL BE ATTEMPTED IF ALL POSSIBLE OBJECTIONS'
$ /,1X,'MUST FIRST BE OVERCOME.'
$ //,1X,' -- THE GOLDEN PRINCIPLE,'
$ /,1X,10X,' PAUL DICKSON''S "THE OFFICIAL RULES"')
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152 WRITE (IOUT,1152)
1152 FORMAT(1X,'IN THE FIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND THE WORLD, BACK THE WORLD'
$ //,1X,' -- FRANZ KAFKA')
Return
153 WRITE (IOUT,1153)
1153 FORMAT(1X,'THE SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM CHANGES THE PROBLEM.'
$ //,1X,' -- JOHN PEERS'
$ /,1X,' PAUL DICKSON''S "THE OFFICIAL RULES"')
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154 WRITE (IOUT,1154)
1154 FORMAT(1X,'IF IT HAPPENS, IT MUST BE POSSIBLE.'
$ //,1X,'-- THE UNNAMED LAW FROM PAUL DICKSON''S '
$ /,1X,' "THE OFFICIAL RULES"')
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155 WRITE (IOUT,1155)
1155 FORMAT(1X,'TOWERING GENIUS DISDAINS A BEATEN PATH. IT SEEKS '
$ /,1X,'REGIONS HITHERTO UNEXPLORED.'
$ //,1X,' -- ABRAHAM LINCOLN')
Return
156 WRITE (IOUT,1156)
1156 FORMAT(1X,'THERE IS MUCH PLEASURE TO BE GAINED FROM USELESS ',
$ 'KNOWLEDGE'
$ //,1X,' -- BERTRAND ',
$ 'RUSSELL')
Return
157 WRITE (IOUT,1157)
1157 FORMAT(1X,'NO MATTER HOW THIN YOU SLICE IT, IT''S STILL BALONEY'
$ //,1X,' -- ALFRED E. SMITH')
Return
158 WRITE (IOUT,1158)
1158 FORMAT(1X,'GOOD SENSE ABOUT TRIVIALITIES IS BETTER THAN NONSENSE'
$ /,1X,'ABOUT THINGS THAT MATTER'
$ //,1X,' -- MAX BEERBOHM')
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159 WRITE (IOUT,1159)
1159 FORMAT(1X,'FORGIVE MY NONSENSE AS I ALSO FORGIVE THOSE WHO ',
$ 'THINK THEY TALK SENSE'
$ //,1X,' ',
$ ' -- ROBERT FROST')
Return
160 WRITE (IOUT,1160)
1160 FORMAT(1X,'THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF THE WILLS, THE WON''TS, ',
$ 'AND THE CANT''S:'
$ /,1X,'THE WILLS DO EVERYTHING,'
$ /,1X,'THE WON''TS DO NOTHING,'
$ /,1X,'THE CAN''TS CAN''T DO ANYTHING.'
$ //,1X,30X,'-- FROM WALT DISNEY''S "BLACK HOLE"')
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161 WRITE (IOUT,1161)
1161 FORMAT(1X,'LENDING MONEY TO FRIENDS CAUSES THEM TO LOSE THEIR ',
$ 'MEMORIES.'
$ //,1X,' -- PETER''S THEORY OF RECIPROCAL INHIBITION OF ',
$ 'FISCAL RECALL')
Return
162 WRITE (IOUT,1162)
1162 FORMAT(1X,'THE RED LIGHT IS ALWAYS LONGER THAN THE GREEN LIGHT.'
$ //,1X,' -- PETER''S THEORY OF RELATIVITY')
Return
163 WRITE (IOUT,1163)
1163 FORMAT(1X,'THOSE WITH THE GOLD MAKE THE RULES.'
$ //,1X,' -- PETER''S GOLDEN RULE')
Return
164 WRITE (IOUT,1164)
1164 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU PERCEIVE THAT THERE ARE FOUR POSSIBLE WAYS IN'
$ /,1X,'WHICH A PROCEDURE CAN GO WRONG AND CIRCUMVENT THESE, '
$ /,1X,'THEN A FIFTH WAY WILL DEVELOP.'
$ //,1X,' -- MURPHY''S TWELFTH LAW')
Return
165 WRITE (IOUT,1165)
1165 FORMAT(1X,'IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK, CONVERSATION IS ',
$ 'SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE.'
$ //,1X,46X,'-- WHISTLER''S PRINCIPLE')
Return
166 WRITE (IOUT,1166)
1166 FORMAT(1X,'MISERY NO LONGER LOVES COMPANY. NOWADAYS IT INSISTS ',
$ 'ON IT.'
$ //,1X,45X,'-- BAKER''S LAW')
Return
167 WRITE (IOUT,1167)
1167 FORMAT(1X,'A BIRD IN THE HAND IS SAFER THAN ONE OVERHEAD.'
$ //,1X,' -- NEWTON''S SEVENTH LAW')
Return
168 WRITE (IOUT,1168)
1168 FORMAT(1X,'WE''RE IN THE POSITION OF A VISITOR FROM ANOTHER'
$ /,1X,'DIMENSION WHO COMES TO EARTH AND SEES A CHESS MATCH.'
$ /,1X,'ASSUMING HE KNOWS IT''S A GAME, HE''S GOT TWO ',
$ 'PROBLEMS:'
$ /,1X,'FIRST, FIGURE OUT THE RULES, AND SECOND, FIGURE OUT ',
$ 'HOW TO WIN.'
$ /,1X,'NINETY PERCENT OF SCIENCE (INCLUDING VIRTUALLY ALL ',
$ 'OF CHEMISRY)'
$ /,1X,'IS IN THAT SECOND CATEGORY. THEY''RE TRYING TO APPLY'
$ /,1X,'THE LAWS THAT ARE ALREADY KNOWN.'
$ //,1X,20X,'-- SHELDON GLASHOW, 1979')
Return
169 WRITE (IOUT,1169)
1169 FORMAT(1X,'GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT')
Return
170 WRITE (IOUT,1170)
1170 FORMAT (1X,'MATERIAL COPIED FROM ONE SCHOLARLY BOOK WITHOUT ',
$ 'CREDIT COMPRISES PLAGIARISM.'
$ /,1X,'MATERIAL COPIED FROM TWO SCHOLARLY BOOKS ',
$ 'COMPRISES AN ESSAY.'
$ /,1X,'MATERIAL COPIED FROM THREE SCHOLARLY BOOKS ',
$ 'COMPRISES A DISSERTATION.'
$ /,1X,'MATERIAL COPIED FROM FOUR SCHOLARLY BOOKS COMPRISES ',
$ 'A FIFTH SCHOLARLY BOOK.'
$ //,1X,30X,'-- C&EN, 25 FEB 1980')
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171 WRITE (IOUT,1171)
1171 FORMAT (1X,'HO! SUCH BUGS AND GOBLINS IN MY LIFE!'
$ //,1X,' -- HAMLET, ACT 5, SCENE 2')
Return
172 WRITE (IOUT,1172)
1172 FORMAT (1X,'LAW OF COMPENSATION:'
$ /,1X,' NO CALCULATION IS EVER A COMPLETE FAILURE; IT '
$ /,1X,' CAN ALWAYS SERVE AS A BAD EXAMPLE.'
$ //,1X,' -- ANON')
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173 WRITE (IOUT,1173)
1173 FORMAT (1X,'TRUTH, IN SCIENCE, CAN BE DEFINED AS THE WORKING ',
$ 'HYPOTHESIS '
$ /,1X,'BEST FITTED TO OPEN THE WAY TO THE NEXT BETTER ONE.'
$ //,1X,' -- KONRAD LORENZ')
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174 WRITE (IOUT,1174)
1174 FORMAT (1X,'THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN INCREASING ITS SPEED.'
$ //,1X,' -- GANDHI')
Return
175 WRITE (IOUT,1175)
1175 FORMAT (1X,'HE THAT RISETH LATE MUST TROT ALL DAY.'
$ //,1X,' -- BENJAMIN FRANKLIN')
Return
176 WRITE (IOUT,1176)
1176 FORMAT (1X,'ONE BIG VICE IN A MAN IS APT TO KEEP OUT MANY ',
$ 'SMALLER ONES.'
$ //,1X,' -- BRET HARTE')
Return
177 WRITE (IOUT,1177)
1177 FORMAT (1X,'THE PROMISED LAND ALWAYS LIES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ',
$ 'A WILDERNESS.'
$ //,1X,' -- HAVELOCK ELLIS')
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178 WRITE (IOUT,1178)
1178 FORMAT (1X,'ALL MEN WHO EXPLORE'
$ /,1X,'DEPLORE'
$ /,1X,'THAT FRUSTRATING HURDLE'
$ /,1X,'THE GIRDLE.'
$ //,1X,' -- COLIN FLETCHER')
Return
179 WRITE (IOUT,1179)
1179 FORMAT (1X,'THERE IS NO CURE FOR BIRTH AND DEATH SAVE TO ENJOY ',
$ 'THE INTERVAL.'
$ //,1X,' -- GEORGE SANTAYANA')
Return
180 WRITE (IOUT,1180)
1180 FORMAT (1X,'THE ... SCIENTISTS WERE WRONG ... THE MOST ',
$ 'PERSISTENT PRINCIPLES '
$ /,1X,'OF THE UNIVERSE WERE ACCIDENT AND ERROR.'
$ //,1X,' -- FRANK HERBERT IN DUNE')
Return
181 WRITE (IOUT,1181)
1181 FORMAT (1X,'GROWING OLD ISN''T SO BAD -- WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE ',
$ 'ALTERNATIVE.'
$ //,1X,' -- MAURICE CHEVALIER')
Return
182 WRITE (IOUT,1182)
1182 FORMAT (1X,'THE MORE PROGRESS PHYSICAL SCIENCES MAKE, THE MORE ',
$ 'THEY TEND TO ENTER'
$ /,1X,'THE DOMAIN OF MATHEMATICS, WHICH IS A KIND OF ',
$ 'CENTRE TO WHICH THEY ALL'
$ /,1X,'CONVERGE. WE MAY EVEN JUDGE THE DEGREE OF ',
$ 'PERFECTION TO WHICH A '
$ /,1X,'SCIENCE HAS ARRIVED BY THE FACILITY WITH WHICH IT ',
$ 'MAY BE SUBMITTED'
$ /,1X,'TO CALCULATION.'
$ //,1X,30X,'-- ADOLPHE QUETELET, 1796-1874')
Return
183 WRITE (IOUT,1183)
1183 FORMAT (1X,'IF NO USE IS MADE OF THE LABOR OF PAST AGES,'
$ /,1X,'THE WORLD MUST REMAIN ALWAYS IN THE INFANCY OF ',
$ 'KNOWLEDGE.'
$ //,1X,' -- CICERO')
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184 WRITE (IOUT,1184)
1184 FORMAT (1X,'A HARD FALL SHOULD MEAN A HIGH BOUNCE '
$ /,1X,'IF ONE IS MADE OF THE RIGHT MATERIAL.'
$ //,1X,' -- THE CHEMIST ANALYST, MARCH 1950')
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185 WRITE (IOUT,1185)
1185 FORMAT (1X,'ONLY A FOOL KNOWS EVERYTHING.'
$ //,1X,' -- THE CHEMIST ANALYST, SEPTEMBER 1946')
Return
186 WRITE (IOUT,1186)
1186 FORMAT (1X,'ONLY THE DAY DAWNS TO WHICH YOU ARE AWAKE.'
$ //,1X,' -- THOREAU')
Return
187 WRITE (IOUT,1187)
1187 FORMAT (1X,'YOU WILL NEVER "FIND" TIME FOR ANYTHING.'
$ /,1X,'IF YOU WANT TIME, YOU MUST MAKE IT.'
$ //,1X,' -- CHARLES BIXTON')
Return
188 WRITE (IOUT,1188)
1188 FORMAT (1X,'IN THE LONG RUN, DIGGING FOR TRUTH HAS ALWAYS ',
$ 'PROVED NOT ONLY '
$ /,1X,'MORE INTERESTING BUT MORE PROFITABLE THAN DIGGING ',
$ 'FOR GOLD.'
$ //,1X,' -- GEORGE R. HARRISON')
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189 WRITE (IOUT,1189)
1189 FORMAT (1X,'KNOWLEDGE IS OF TWO KINDS: WE KNOW A SUBJECT ',
$ 'OURSELVES OR WE KNOW '
$ /,1X,'WHERE WE CAN FIND INFORMATION UPON IT.'
$ //,1X,' -- SAMUEL JOHNSON')
Return
190 WRITE (IOUT,1190)
1190 FORMAT (1X,'... THIS SEEMS PLAINLY ABSURD; BUT WHOEVER WISHES TO '
$ ,'BECOME A '
$ /,1X,'PHILOSOPHER MUST LEARN NOT TO BE FRIGHTENED BY ',
$ 'ABSURDITIES.'
$ //,1X,' -- BERTRAND RUSSELL')
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191 WRITE (IOUT,1191)
1191 FORMAT (1X,'ON INDUCTION, OR "WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THE SUN WILL ',
$ 'RISE TOMORROW?":'
$ //,1X,'... THE FARMER WHO HAS FED THE CHICKEN EVERY DAY ',
$ 'THROUGHOUT ITS'
$ /,1X,'LIFE AT LAST WRINGS ITS NECK INSTEAD, SHOWING THAT ',
$ 'MORE REFINED VIEWS'
$ /,1X,'AS TO THE UNIFORMITY OF NATURE WOULD HAVE BEEN ',
$ 'USEFUL TO THE CHICKEN.'
$ //,1X,' -- BERTRAND RUSSELL')
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192 WRITE (IOUT,1192)
1192 FORMAT (1X,'THE VALUE OF PHILOSOPHY IS, IN FACT, TO BE SOUGHT ',
$ 'LARGELY IN ITS'
$ /,1X,'VERY UNCERTAINTY. THE MAN WHO HAS NO TINCTURE OF ',
$ 'PHILOSOPHY GOES'
$ /,1X,'THROUGH LIFE IMPRISONED IN THE PREJUDICES DERIVED ',
$ 'FROM COMMON SENSE,'
$ /,1X,'FROM THE HABITUAL BELIEFS OF HIS AGE OR HIS NATION, ',
$ 'AND FROM'
$ /,1X,'CONVICTIONS WHICH HAVE GROWN UP IN HIS MIND WITHOUT ',
$ 'THE CO-OPERATION'
$ /,1X,'OR CONSENT OF HIS DELIBERATE REASON. TO SUCH A MAN ',
$ 'THE WORLD TENDS'
$ /,1X,'TO BE DEFINITE, FINITE, OBVIOUS; COMMON OBJECTS ',
$ 'ROUSE NO QUESTIONS,'
$ /,1X,'AND UNFAMILIAR POSSIBILITIES ARE CONTEMPTUOUSLY ',
$ 'REJECTED.'
$ //,1X,' -- BERTRAND RUSSELL')
Return
193 WRITE (IOUT,1193)
1193 FORMAT(1X,'WE DON''T KNOW ONE MILLIONTH OF ONE PERCENT ABOUT',
$ /,1X,'ANYTHING.',
$ /,1X,' T. A. EDISON.')
Return
194 WRITE (IOUT,1194)
1194 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS WELL TO REMEMBER THAT MAN IS A PART OF NATURE',
$ ' AND THAT HIS WORKS,',
$ /,1X,'WHATEVER THEY MAY BE, ARE NO MORE "UNNATURAL" THAN ',
$ /,1X,'THE FLIGHT OF AN EAGLE OR THE PASSAGE OF A TORNADO.',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- CHARLES MCCARRY IN "THE GREAT SOUTHWEST"')
Return
195 WRITE (IOUT,1195)
1195 FORMAT(1X,'WE ARE REACHING THE STAGE WHERE THE PROBLEMS WE ',
$ 'MUST SOLVE ARE '
$ /,1X,'GOING TO BECOME INSOLUBLE WITHOUT COMPUTERS.'
$ /,1X,'I DO NOT FEAR COMPUTERS. I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM.'
$ //,35X,'-- ISSAC ASIMOV')
Return
196 WRITE (IOUT,1196)
1196 FORMAT(1X,'OF ALL THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE GREATEST ',
$ 'IS MAN.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- ARISTOTLE')
Return
197 WRITE (IOUT,1197)
1197 FORMAT(1X,'A COMPLEXITY IS MERELY A DISARRANGEMENT OF ',
$ 'SIMPLICITIES.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- G. O. ABELL IN "EXPLORATION OF THE UNIVERSE"')
Return
198 WRITE (IOUT,1198)
1198 FORMAT(1X,'A MAN THINKING OR WORKING IS ALWAYS ALONE, '
$ /,1X,'LET HIM BE WHERE HE WILL.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- THOREAU')
Return
199 WRITE (IOUT,1199)
1199 FORMAT (1X,'CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER',
$ //,1X,' -- ALICE, IN WONDERLAND')
Return
End
*Deck Gozy2
Subroutine Gozy2(IOut,Num)
Implicit Integer(A-Z)
C
C Print out gozy messages 2xx (i.e. 200 to 299).
C
If(Num.lt.200.or.Num.gt.299)
$ Call GauErr('Num<200 or Num>299 in Gozy2.')
IHOP = Num/20 + 1 - 10
IGO = MOD(Num,20) + 1
IF (IHOP .EQ. 1) IGO = IGO - 1
GOTO (9200,9220,9240,9260,9280), IHop
C
9200 CONTINUE
GOTO(200,201,202,203,204,205,206,207,208,209,
$ 210,211,212,213,214,215,216,217,218,219), IGO
C
9220 CONTINUE
GOTO(220,221,222,223,224,225,226,227,228,229,
$ 230,231,232,233,234,235,236,237,238,239), IGO
C
9240 CONTINUE
GoTo(240,241,242,243,244,245,246,247,248,249,
$ 250,251,252,253,254,255,256,257,258,259), IGo
C
9260 CONTINUE
GoTo(260,261,262,263,264,265,266,267,268,269,
$ 270,271,272,273,274,275,276,277,278,279), IGo
C
9280 CONTINUE
GoTo(280,281,282,283,284,285,286,287,288,289,
$ 290,291,292,293,294,295,296,297,298,299), IGo
C
200 WRITE (IOUT,1200)
1200 FORMAT (1X,'EVERYTHING''S GOT A MORAL, IF ONLY YOU CAN FIND IT.',
$ //,1X,35X,'-- LEWIS CARROL, ALICE IN WONDERLAND')
Return
201 WRITE (IOUT,1201)
1201 FORMAT (1X,'BE CAREFUL NOT TO BECOME TOO GOOD OF A SONGBIRD OR ',
$ /,1X,'THEY''LL THROW YOU INTO A CAGE.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- SNOOPY TO WOODSTOCK')
Return
202 WRITE (IOUT,1202)
1202 FORMAT (1X,'I FIND THAT THE THREE TRULY GREAT TIMES FOR ',
$ 'THINKING THOUGHTS'
$ /,1X,'ARE WHEN I AM STANDING IN THE SHOWER, SITTING ',
$ 'ON THE JOHN, OR WALKING.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- COLIN FLETCHER')
Return
203 WRITE (IOUT,1203)
1203 FORMAT (1X,'WERE I TO AWAIT PERFECTION, MY BOOK WOULD NEVER ',
$ 'BE FINISHED.'
$ /,1X,35X,'-- HISTORY OF CHINESE WRITING'
$ //,1X,35X,' TAI T''UNG, 13TH CENTURY')
Return
204 WRITE (IOUT,1204)
1204 FORMAT (1X,'... FOR AFTERWARDS A MAN FINDS PLEASURE IN HIS ',
$ 'PAINS,'
$ /,1X,'WHEN HE HAS SUFFERED LONG AND WANDERED FAR.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- HOMER')
Return
205 WRITE (IOUT,1205)
1205 FORMAT (1X,'EVERYBODY NEEDS BEAUTY AS WELL AS BREAD, PLACES TO ',
$ 'PLAY IN AND PRAY IN,'
$ /,1X,'WHERE NATURE MAY HEAL AND CHEER AND GIVE STRENGTH ',
$ 'TO BODY AND SOUL ALIKE.'
$ //,1X,35X,'-- JOHN MUIR')
Return
206 WRITE (IOUT,1206)
1206 FORMAT (1X,'LAWS OF PROGRAMMING DEFINITION: A WORKING PROGRAM',
$ /,1X,' IS ONE THAT HAS'
$ /,1X,' ONLY UNOBSERVED'
$ /,1X,' BUGS.')
Return
207 WRITE (IOUT,1207)
1207 FORMAT (1X,'IT IS DOUBTED WHETHER A MAN EVER BRINGS HIS FACULTIES'
$ ,' TO BEAR WITH THEIR FULL FORCE'
$ /,1X,'ON A SUBJECT UNTIL HE WRITES UPON IT.'
$ //,1X,25X,'-- CICERO')
Return
208 WRITE (IOUT,1208)
1208 FORMAT (1X,'... SUBJECTS WHICH DISCLOSE THEIR FULL POWER, ',
$ 'MEANING AND BEAUTY AS SOON'
$ /,1X,'AS THEY ARE PRESENTED TO THE MIND HAVE VERY ',
$ 'LITTLE OF THOSE QUALITIES'
$ /,1X,'TO DISCLOSE.'
$ /,1X,' -- CHARLES DUTTON (1882)')
Return
209 WRITE (IOUT,1209)
1209 FORMAT (1X,'CHARLIE BROWN -- WHICH DO YOU THINK LASTS LONGER ',
$ 'IN LIFE, THE GOOD THINGS ',
$ /,1X,' OR THE BAD THINGS?'
$ /,1X,'LINUS -- GOOD THINGS LAST EIGHT SECONDS ..'
$ /,1X,' BAD THINGS LAST THREE WEEKS'
$ /,1X,'CHARLIE BROWN -- WHAT ABOUT IN BETWEEN?'
$ /,1X,'SNOOPY -- IN BETWEEN YOU SHOULD ',
$ 'TAKE A NAP ...')
Return
210 WRITE (IOUT,1210)
1210 FORMAT (1X,'... UNTIL SCIENCE IS MIXED WITH EMOTION AND ',
$ 'APPEALS TO THE HEART AND'
$ /,1X,'IMAGINATION , IT IS LIKE DEAD INORGANIC MATTER; ',
$ 'AND WHEN IT IS SO MIXED'
$ /,1X,'AND SO TRANSFORMED IT IS LITERATURE.'
$ //,1X,' -- JOHN BURROUGHS')
Return
211 WRITE (IOUT,1211)
1211 FORMAT (1X,'IN NATURE THERE ARE NEITHER REWARDS OR'
$ /,1X,'PUNISHMENTS -- THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES.'
$ //,1X,' -- ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL')
Return
212 WRITE (IOUT,1212)
1212 FORMAT (1X,'SATCHEL PAIGE''S GUIDE TO LONGEVITY'
$ //,1X,' 1. AVOID FRIED MEATS, WHICH ANGRY UP THE BLOOD.'
$ //,1X,' 2. IF YOUR STOMACH DISPUTES YOU, LIE DOWN',
$ ' AND PACIFY IT WITH COOL'
$ /,1X,' THOUGHTS.'
$ //,1X,' 3. KEEP THE JUICES FLOWING BY JANGLING ',
$ 'AROUND GENTLY AS YOU MOVE.')
WRITE (IOUT,2012)
2012 FORMAT (/,1X,' 4. GO VERY LIGHT ON THE VICES, ',
$ 'SUCH AS CARRYING ON IN SOCIETY.'
$ /,1X,' THE SOCIAL RUMBLE AIN''T RESTFUL.'
$ //,1X,' 5. AVOID RUNNING AT ALL TIMES.'
$ //,1X,' 6. DON''T LOOK BACK. ',
$ 'SOMETHING MAY BE GAINING ON YOU.')
Return
213 WRITE (IOUT,1213)
1213 FORMAT (1X,'ASKING FOR EFFICIENCY AND ADAPTABILITY ',
$ 'IN THE SAME PROGRAM IS LIKE'
$ /,1X,'ASKING FOR A BEAUTIFUL AND MODEST WIFE ...'
$ /,1X,'WE''LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ONE OR THE OTHER.'
$ //,1X,' -- THE PSYCHOLOGY OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING'
$ /,1X,' GERALD M. WEINBERG')
Return
214 WRITE (IOUT,1214)
1214 FORMAT (1X,'TO DETECT ERRORS, ',
$ 'THE PROGRAMMER MUST HAVE A CONNIVING MIND,'
$ /,1X,'ONE THAT DELIGHTS IN UNCOVERING FLAWS ',
$ 'WHERE BEAUTY AND'
$ /,1X,'PERFECTION WERE ONCE THOUGHT TO LIE.'
$ //,1X,' -- THE PSYCHOLOGY OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING'
$ /,1X,' GERALD M. WEINBERG')
Return
215 WRITE (IOUT,1215)
1215 FORMAT (1X,'NOTHING RESEMBLES A NEW PHENOMENON ',
$ 'AS MUCH AS A MISTAKE.'
$ //,1X,' -- ENRICO FERMI (?)')
Return
216 WRITE (IOUT,1216)
1216 FORMAT (1X,'HE THAT IS UNAWARE OF HIS IGNORANCE ',
$ 'WILL BE MISLED BY HIS KNOWLEDGE.'
$ //,1X,' -- WHATLEY')
Return
217 WRITE (IOUT,1217)
1217 FORMAT (1X,'YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES.')
Return
218 WRITE (IOUT,1218)
1218 FORMAT (1X,'WE ARE PERHAPS NOT FAR REMOVED ',
$ 'FROM THE TIME WHEN WE SHALL BE ABLE TO SUBMIT'
$ /,1X,'THE BULK OF CHEMICAL PHENOMENA TO CALCULATION.'
$ //,1X,' -- JOSEPH LOUIS GAY-LUSSAC'
$ /,1X,' MEMOIRES DE LA SOCIETE ',
$ 'D''ARCUEIL, 2, 207 (1808)')
Return
219 WRITE (IOUT,1219)
1219 FORMAT (1X,'EVERY ATTEMPT TO EMPLOY MATHEMATICAL METHODS ',
$ 'IN THE STUDY OF CHEMICAL QUESTIONS'
$ /,1X,'MUST BE CONSIDERED PROFOUNDLY IRRATIONAL ',
$ 'AND CONTRARY TO THE SPIRIT OF'
$ /,1X,'CHEMISTRY ... IF MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOULD ',
$ 'EVER HOLD A PROMINENT PLACE IN'
$ /,1X,'CHEMISTRY -- AN ABERRATION WHICH IS ',
$ 'HAPPILY ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE -- IT WOULD'
$ /,1X,'OCCASION A RAPID AND WIDESPREAD ',
$ 'DEGENERATION OF THAT SCIENCE.'
$ //,1X,' -- A. COMTE'
$ /,1X,' PHILOSOPHIE POSITIVE, 1830')
Return
220 WRITE (IOUT,1220)
1220 FORMAT (1X,'HE THAT FOLLOWS NATURE IS NEVER LOST.'
$ //,1X,' -- BACON')
Return
221 WRITE (IOUT,1221)
1221 FORMAT (1X,'THIS CURIOUS WORLD WHICH WE INHABIT IS MORE ',
$ 'WONDERFUL THAN IT IS CONVENIENT;'
$ /,1X,'MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT IS USEFUL;'
$ /,1X,'IT IS MORE TO BE ADMIRED THAN IT IS TO BE USED.'
$ //,1X,64X,'-- THOREAU')
Return
222 WRITE (IOUT,1222)
1222 FORMAT (1X,'IN THE WOODS WE RETURN TO REASON AND FAITH.'
$ //,1X,' -- EMERSON')
Return
223 WRITE (IOUT,1223)
1223 FORMAT (1X,'NATURE GIVES TO EVERY TIME AND SEASON ',
$ 'SOME BEAUTY OF ITS OWN.'
$ //,1X,51X,'--DICKENS')
Return
224 WRITE (IOUT,1224)
1224 FORMAT (1X,'ART, GLORY, FREEDOM FAIL, BUT NATURE STILL IS FAIR.'
$ //,1X,' -- BYRON')
Return
225 WRITE (IOUT,1225)
1225 FORMAT (1X,'THERE''S NOTHING SO GREAT AS THE GREAT OUTDOORS.'
$ //,1X,' -- ZIGGY')
Return
226 WRITE (IOUT,1226)
1226 FORMAT (1X,'NEVER LISTEN TO CRITICISM'
$ /,1X,'OR YOU''LL BE DOIN'' EVERYBODY ELSE''S THING ',
$ 'BUT BUT YOUR OWN.'
$ //,1X,46X,'-- ANDY CAPP')
Return
227 WRITE (IOUT,1227)
1227 FORMAT (1X,'THE TEST OF A FIRST RATE INTELLIGENCE ',
$ 'IS THE ABILITY TO HOLD TWO OPPOSED'
$ /,1X,'IDEAS IN THE MIND AT THE SAME TIME, ',
$ 'AND STILL RETAIN THE ABILITY TO FUNCTION.'
$ /,1X,'ONE SHOULD, FOR EXAMPLE, BE ABLE TO SEE ',
$ 'THAT THINGS ARE HOPELESS AND YET BE'
$ /,1X,'DETERMINED TO MAKE THEM OTHERWISE.'
$ //,1X,54X,'-- F. SCOTT FITZGERALD')
Return
228 WRITE (IOUT,1228)
1228 FORMAT (1X,'HEAVEN''S NET CASTS WIDE.'
$ /,1X,'THOUGH ITS MESHES ARE COARSE, NOTHING SLIPS THROUGH.'
$ //,1X,' -- LAO-TSU')
Return
229 WRITE (IOUT,1229)
1229 FORMAT (1X,'HOW IS IT THAT THE SKY FEEDS THE STARS?'
$ //,1X,' -- LUCRETIUS')
Return
230 WRITE (IOUT,1230)
1230 FORMAT (1X,'IN THE UNIVERSE THE DIFFICULT THINGS ARE DONE ',
$ 'AS IF THEY WERE EASY.'
$ //,1X,57X,'-- LAO-TSU')
Return
231 WRITE (IOUT,1231)
1231 FORMAT (1X,'ALL OUR THINKING ABOUT NATURE MUST NECESSARILY ',
$ 'MOVE IN CIRCLES OR SPIRALS;'
$ /,1X,'FOR WE CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND NATURE IF WE THINK ',
$ 'ABOUT HER, AND WE CAN ONLY'
$ /,1X,'THINK BECAUSE OUR BRAIN IS BUILT IN ',
$ 'ACCORDANCE WITH NATURE''S LAWS.'
$ //,1X,44X,'-- TIMOTHY FERRIS, "GALAXIES"')
Return
232 WRITE (IOUT,1232)
1232 FORMAT (1X,'... IT IS NO ONE DREAME THAT'
$ /,1X,' CAN PLEASE THESE ALL ...'
$ //,1X,' -- BEN JONSON')
Return
233 WRITE (IOUT,1233)
1233 FORMAT (1X,' WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED'
$ /,1X,'IS LIKE A HANDFUL OF EARTH;'
$ /,1X,' WHAT WE HAVE YET TO LEARN'
$ /,1X,' IS LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD.'
$ //,1X,' -- AVVAYIAR')
Return
234 WRITE (IOUT,1234)
1234 FORMAT (1X,'IT IS NOT EASY TO DESCRIBE'
$ /,1X,' THE SEA WITH THE MOUTH'
$ //,1X,' -- KOKYU')
Return
235 WRITE (IOUT,1235)
1235 FORMAT (1X,'I DON''T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE --',
$ /,1X,'IT''S A GREAT DEAL BIGGER THAN I AM.'
$ /,1h ,' -- ATTR. TO WILLIAM ALLINGHAM (1828-89)')
Return
236 WRITE (IOUT,1236)
1236 FORMAT (1X,'MAN IS THE MEASURE OF ALL THINGS.'
$ /,1h ,' -- PROTAGORAS (5TH CENTURY B.C.)')
Return
237 WRITE (IOUT,1237)
1237 FORMAT (1X,'ADAM SMITH SAID, "THE REAL PRICE OF ANYTHING IS ',
$ 'THE TOIL AND TROUBLE'
$ /,1X,'OF ACQUIRING IT." BUT IN ALL UNDERTAKINGS WITH ',
$ 'NATURE WE SHOULD FIRST'
$ /,1X,'READ CAREFULLY THE SMALL PRINT IN THE CONTRACT. ',
$ 'THIS MIGHT DISCLOSE'
$ /,1X,'THAT THE REAL PRICE IS TO BE PAID BY THOSE WHO ',
$ 'INHERIT THE DEPLETION'
$ /,1X,'AND DESPOILATION THAT FOLLOWS.'
$ /,1h ,30X,'-- E. R. HARRISON IN "COSMOLOGY" (1980)')
Return
238 WRITE (IOUT,1238)
1238 FORMAT (1X,'READER, WHETHER YOU BE DILETTANTE OR PROFESSOR ',
$ '... SHOW YOURSELF TO BE'
$ /,1X,'MORE HUMAN THAN CRITICAL, AND THEN YOUR ',
$ 'PLEASURE WILL INCREASE.'
$ /,1h ,42X,'-- DOMENICO SCARLATTI (1738)')
Return
239 WRITE (IOUT,1239)
1239 FORMAT (1X,'IT IS A QUALITY OF REVOLUTIONS NOT TO GO BY ',
$ 'OLD LINES OR OLD LAWS,'
$ /,1X,'BUT TO BREAK UP BOTH, AND MAKE NEW ONES.'
$ /,1h ,45X,'-- A. LINCOLN (1848)')
Return
240 WRITE (IOUT,1240)
1240 FORMAT (1X,'REVOLUTIONS HAVE NEVER LIGHTENED THE BURDEN ',
$ 'OF TYRANNY:'
$ /,1X,'THEY HAVE MERELY SHIFTED IT TO OTHER SHOULDERS.'
$ /,1h ,34X,'-- G. B. SHAW (1903)')
Return
241 WRITE (IOUT,1241)
1241 FORMAT (1X,'...THE PHYSICISTS HAVE MADE THEIR UNIVERSE, ',
$ 'AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE'
$ /,1X,'IT, YOU MUST MAKE YOUR OWN.'
$ /,1h ,30X,'-- E. R. HARRISON IN "COSMOLOGY" (1980)')
Return
242 WRITE (IOUT,1242)
1242 FORMAT (1X,'I DO NOT DEFINE TIME, SPACE, PLACE, AND MOTION, ',
$ 'AS BEING WELL KNOWN TO ALL.'
$ /,1h ,43X,'-- NEWTON (1642-1726), PRINCIPIA')
Return
243 WRITE (IOUT,1243)
1243 FORMAT (1X,'NOTHING PUZZLES ME MORE THAN TIME AND SPACE; ',
$ 'AND YET NOTHING TROUBLES ME LESS'
$ /,1h ,57X,'-- CHARLES LAMB (1810)')
Return
244 WRITE (IOUT,1244)
1244 FORMAT (1X,'I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I MAY APPEAR TO THE WORLD; ',
$ 'BUT TO MYSELF'
$ /,1X,'I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN ONLY LIKE A BOY PLAYING ',
$ 'ON THE SEASHORE,'
$ /,1X,'AND DIVERTING MYSELF IN NOW AND THEN ',
$ 'FINDING A SMOOTHER PEBBLE'
$ /,1X,'OR A PRETTIER SHELL THAN ORDINARY, WHILST THE ',
$ 'GREAT OCEAN OF'
$ /,1X,'TRUTH LAY ALL UNDISCOVERED BEFORE ME.'
$ /,1h ,41X,'-- NEWTON (1642-1726)')
Return
245 WRITE (IOUT,1245)
1245 FORMAT (1X,'WHAT, THEN, IS TIME? IF NO ONE ASKS ME, I KNOW ',
$ 'WHAT IT IS.'
$ /,1X,'IF I WISH TO EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS TO HIM WHO ASKS ',
$ 'ME, I DO NOT KNOW.'
$ /,1h ,34X,'-- ST. AUGUSTINE (FIFTH CENTURY)')
Return
246 WRITE (IOUT,1246)
1246 FORMAT (1X,'TIME GOES, YOU SAY? AH NO!'
$ /,1X,'ALAS, TIME STAYS, WE GO.'
$ /,1h ,' -- A. DOBSON (1840-1921)')
Return
247 WRITE (IOUT,1247)
1247 FORMAT (1X,'GOD DOES NOT PLAY WITH DICE.'
$ /,1h ,' -- A. EINSTEIN')
Return
248 WRITE (IOUT,1248)
1248 FORMAT (1X,'THE WHOLE OF SCIENCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A ',
$ 'REFINEMENT OF EVERYDAY THINKING.',
$ /,1h ,61X,'-- A. EINSTEIN')
Return
249 WRITE (IOUT,1249)
1249 FORMAT (1X,'THE REAL VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY CONSISTS NOT IN ',
$ 'SEEKING NEW LANDSCAPES ',
$ /,1X,'BUT IN HAVING NEW EYES.',
$ /,1h ,51X,'-- MARCEL PROUST')
Return
250 WRITE (IOUT,1250)
1250 FORMAT (1X,'SOME THINGS ARE EASY, THEY ARE ONLY HARD TO DO.',
$ /,1h ,' -- A. EINSTEIN TO J. O. HIRSCHFELDER')
C
C HAPPY THOUGHTS COLLECTED AT NDSU
C
251 WRITE(IOUT,1251)
1251 FORMAT(1X,'THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH A SURE THING IS THE',
$ ' UNCERTAINTY.',/,5X,'-- FROM A TEABAG (BELONGING',
$ ' TO W.H.?)')
Return
252 WRITE(IOUT,1252)
1252 FORMAT(1X,'SIGN SEEN IN A RESTAURANT-',/,
$ 1X,'WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVE REFUSE',
$ ' TO ANYONE.')
Return
253 WRITE(IOUT,1253)
1253 FORMAT(1X,'VIRTUE IS LEARNED AT YOUR MOTHER''S KNEE,',/,
$ 1X,'VICES ARE PICKED UP AT SOME OTHER JOINT.')
Return
254 WRITE(IOUT,1254)
1254 FORMAT(1X,'THE HURRIEDER I GO, THE BEHINDER I GET.')
Return
255 WRITE(IOUT,1255)
1255 FORMAT(1X,'"THE TIME HAS COME", THE WALRUS SAID,',/,
$ 1X,'"TO TALK OF MANY THINGS,',/,
$ 1X,'OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND SEALING WAX,',/,
$ 1X,'OF CABBAGES AND KINGS,',/,
$ 1X,'AND WHY THE SEA IS BOILING HOT,',/,
$ 1X,'AND WHETHER PIGS HAVE WINGS."')
Return
256 WRITE(IOUT,1256)
1256 FORMAT(1X,'FROM THE ASHES OF OUR DESPAIR ',
$ 'GROW THE FLOWERS OF TOMORROW.')
Return
257 WRITE(IOUT,1257)
1257 FORMAT(1X,'I KNOW YOU BELIEVE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT',
$ ' YOU THINK I SAID,',/,1X,'BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU',
$ ' REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU HEARD',
$ ' IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.')
Return
258 WRITE(IOUT,1258)
1258 FORMAT(1X,'BREAD HAS TO MOLD IN ORDER TO GET',
$ ' PENICILLIN.',/,10X,'-- JERRY BOATZ')
Return
259 WRITE(IOUT,1259)
1259 FORMAT(1X,'NEVER TEACH A PIG TO SING.',/,
$ 1X,'IT WASTES YOUR TIME AND ANNOYS THE PIG.',/,
$ 5X,'-- SEEN ON A GREETING CARD')
Return
260 WRITE(IOUT,1260)
1260 FORMAT(2X,'ON THE CHOICE OF THE CORRECT LANGUAGE -',/,
$ 1X,'I SPEAK SPANISH TO GOD, ITALIAN TO WOMEN,',/,
$ 1X,'FRENCH TO MEN, AND GERMAN TO MY HORSE.',/,
$ 10X,'-- CHARLES V')
Return
261 WRITE(IOUT,1261)
1261 FORMAT(5X,'ON THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST -',/,
$ 1X,'"STRONG REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH PAST ERA THRIVE',
$ ' TODAY,',/,1X,'SUCH AS PROGRAMMING IN THE THIRTY YEAR',
$ ' OLD LANGUAGE KNOWN',/,1X,'AS FORTRAN, AND EVEN IN THE',
$ ' ANCIENT SCRIPT KNOWN AS DIRECT',/,1X,'MACHINE CODE.',
$ ' SOME PEOPLE MIGHT LOOK ON SUCH RELICS AS LIVING',/,1X,
$ 'FOSSILS; OTHERS WOULD POINT OUT THAT EVEN A',
$ ' VERY OLD SPECIES',/,1X,'MIGHT STILL BE FILLING A',
$ ' PARTICULAR ECOLOGICAL NICHE."',/,
$ 5X,'-- ALAN KAY, SCI.AM. SEPTEMBER 1984')
Return
262 WRITE(IOUT,1262)
1262 FORMAT(1X,'A MATHEMATICIAN IS A MACHINE FOR TURNING',
$ ' COFFEE INTO THEOREMS.',/,5X,'-- QUOTED BY PAUL ERDOS')
Return
263 WRITE(IOUT,1263)
1263 FORMAT(1X,'CHRISTMAS IS ON TOP OF A STEEP HILL.',/,
$ 1X,'THE CLOSER YOU GET, THE STEEPER THE HILL IS.',/,
$ 10X,'-- LINUS, OF PEANUTS')
Return
264 WRITE(IOUT,1264)
1264 FORMAT(1X,'YOU KNOW YOU''RE A TEACHER WHEN YOU SAY 2,',
$ ' WRITE 3, AND MEAN 4.',/,
$ 1X,'-- RONALD ANSTROM, HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER,',
$ ' UNDERWOOD, N.D. 1974')
Return
265 WRITE(IOUT,1265)
1265 FORMAT(1X,' UPON JULIA''S CLOTHES'//
$ 1X,'WHENAS IN SILKS MY JULIA GOES,',/,
$ 1X,'THEN, THEN, METHINKS, HOW SWEETLY FLOWS',/,
$ 1X,'THAT LIQUEFACTION OF HER CLOTHES.'//
$ 1X,'NEXT, WHEN I CAST MINE EYES, AND SEE',/,
$ 1X,'THAT BRAVE VIBRATION, EACH WAY FREE,',/,
$ 1X,'O, HOW THAT GLITTERING TAKETH ME!',/,
$ 5X,'-- ROBERT HERRICK, 1648')
Return
266 WRITE(IOUT,1266)
1266 FORMAT(1X,'THE MOST INCOMPREHENSIBLE THING ABOUT THE WORLD',/,
$ 1X,'IS THAT IT IS COMPREHENSIBLE. -- A. EINSTEIN')
Return
267 WRITE(IOUT,1267)
1267 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN YOU''VE SEEN ONE NUCLEAR WAR YOU''VE',
$ ' SEEN THEM ALL.')
Return
268 WRITE(IOUT,1268)
1268 FORMAT(1X,'EXPERIMENTALISTS THINK SILICON IS REALLY FUN',
$ ' TO USE',/,5X,'ITS PLACE IN NOVEL COMPOUNDS IS CERTAIN',
$ ' TO AMUSE',/,1X,'THEY SIT ALL DAY IN LABORATORIES MAKING',
$ ' ALL THIS SLUDGE',/,5X,'"LOADED WITH THE SILICON THEY SAY"',
$ ', TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE FUDGE.',/,1X,'FOR HAPPY THOUGH THEY',
$ ' BE WITH CRUD, I''D LIKE TO KNOW A LITTLE',/,5X,' ABOUT THE',
$ ' PI BONDS ON THE EDGE AND SIGMAS IN THE MIDDLE.')
WRITE(IOUT,2268)
2268 FORMAT(/,1X,'SO LETS DERIVE A WAVEFUNCTION.....6-31G*',/,
$ 5X,'USE AN OPTIMAL GEOMETRY AND SEE WHERE ELECTRONS',
$ ' ARE.',/,1X,'BUT WHAT OF CORRELATION? ASKS THE WIRY',
$ ' LITTLE SKEPTIC.',/,5X,'WE''LL THROW IN PERTURBATION',
$ ' AS AN ELECTRON ANTISEPTIC.',/,1X,'AND WHEN THE PROGRAM',
$ ' GIVES US ANSWERS IN THEM WE CAN TRUST',/,5X,'SINCE NOBODY',
$ ' CAN MAKE THE STUFF, WE HAVE NO CHOICE, WE MUST.')
WRITE(IOUT,3268)
3268 FORMAT(/,1X,'SO THEORY GUYS HAVE GOT IT MADE, IN ROOMS',
$ ' FREE OF POLLUTION.',/,5X,'INSTEAD OF PROBLEMS WITH THE',
$ ' REFLUX, THEY HAVE ONLY SOLUTIONS.',/,1X,'AND WHEN THE',
$ ' FEDS ANNOUNCE THE LIST OF CARCINOGENIC TERRORS,',/,
$ 5X,'THE THEORISTS SIT SAFELY AT THEIR TERMINALS FIXING',
$ ' ERRORS.',/,1X,'IN OTHER WORDS, EXPERIMENTALISTS WILL',
$ ' LIKELY DIE OF CANCER',/,5X,'FROM WORKING HARD YET',
$ ' FRUITLESSLY...TILL THEORY GIVES THE ANSWER.',/,
$ 10X,'-- THOMAS A. HOLME, 1983')
Return
269 WRITE(IOUT,1269)
1269 FORMAT(10X,'EVOLUTION',/,1X,'IN THE BEGINNING GOD MADE',
$ ' MAN.',/,1X,'HE WORKED THE DIRT WITH HIS HANDS.',/,
$ 1X,'THEN GOD DECIDED TO GIVE MAN SCIENCE,'/,1X,
$ 'MAN SHOULD BE USEFUL (LIKE AN APPLIANCE.)',/,1X,
$ 'BUT SOON MAN''S KNOWLEDGE GREW TOO GREAT,',/,
$ 1X,'TO THE HEADING SCIENCE HE COULDN''T RELATE')
WRITE(IOUT,2269)
2269 FORMAT(1X,'SO GOD SAID "LETS HAVE DIFFERENT FIELDS,',/,
$ 1X,'WE''LL DIVIDE THEM UP, SEE WHAT IT YIELDS."',/,
$ 1X,'ENTER PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, BIO',/,
$ 1X,'THEY SPRANG UP AROUND THE NILE.',/,
$ 1X,'BUT CHEMISTRY SURPASSED THE REST',/,
$ 1X,'FAR AND AWAY IT WAS THE BEST.',/,
$ 1X,'EXPERIMENT WAS GOD''S DECREE',/,
$ 1X,'EXPERIMENT DID CHEMISTS WITH LOTS OF GLEE')
WRITE(IOUT,3269)
3269 FORMAT(1X,'BUT SOON THEIR TESTS BEGAN TO BOG,',/,
$ 1X,'THEY FOUND THEMSELVES DEEP IN A FOG.',/,
$ 1X,'"GIVE US SOME HELP" THEY CRIED TO GOD.',/,
$ 1X,'GOD LOOKED AROUND, THEN GAVE THE NOD.',/,
$ 1X,'ENTER EINSTEIN, HEISENBERG, BOHR,',/,
$ 1X,'REACTION PATHS WERE CLEAR ONCE MORE.',/,
$ 1X,'WITH THEORISTS GOD SEND DIRECTION',/,
$ 1X,'AND THEN HE STOPPED, HE''D MADE PERFECTION.',/,
$ 10X,'-- THOMAS A. HOLME, 1981')
Return
270 WRITE(IOUT,1270)
1270 FORMAT(1X,'"A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY"',/,
$ 1X,'R.S. MULLIKEN AS QUOTED BY K. RUEDENBERG')
Return
271 WRITE(IOUT,1271)
1271 FORMAT(1X,'DIATOMIC MOLECULES ARE PECULIAR BECAUSE THEY',
$ ' ONLY HAVE TWO ENDS,',/,1X,'AND THESE ENDS ARE VERY',
$ ' CLOSE TOGETHER.',/,1X,'KLAUS RUEDENBERG, REV.MOD.PHYS.',
$ ' PG 176, 32, (1960)')
Return
272 WRITE(IOUT,1272)
1272 FORMAT(5X,'"IF I COULD JUST GET IT ON PAPER"',/,
$ 1X,'LIFE AND INK, THEY RUN OUT AT THE SAME TIME,',/,
$ 1X,'OR SO SAID MY OLD FRIEND THE SQUID.',/,
$ 5X,'-- JIMMY BUFFETT, 1981')
Return
273 WRITE(IOUT,1273)
1273 FORMAT(1X,'EVERY WORD THAT YOU WRITE IS A BLOW THAT',
$ ' SMITES THE DEVIL.',/,5X,'-- ST. BERNARD OF CLAIRVAUX')
Return
274 WRITE(IOUT,1274)
1274 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, LOOK AT THE SCHRODINGER',
$ ' EQUATION.',/,5X,'-- RUSSELL T. PACK, APRIL 1978')
Return
275 WRITE(IOUT,1275)
1275 FORMAT(1X,'WE HAVE LEARNED THAT NOTHING IS SIMPLE AND',/,
$ 1X,'RATIONAL EXCEPT WHAT WE OURSELVES HAVE INVENTED;',/,
$ 1X,'THAT GOD THINKS IN TERMS NEITHER OF EUCLID OR RIEMANN;',
$ 1X,'THAT SCIENCE HAS "EXPLAINED" NOTHING;',/,
$ 1X,'THAT THE MORE WE KNOW THE MORE FANTASTIC THE WORLD BECOMES',
$ /,1X,'AND THE PROFOUNDER THE SURROUNDING DARKNESS.',/,
$ 1X,' -- ALDOUS HUXLEY')
Return
276 WRITE(IOUT,1276)
1276 FORMAT(1X,'QUANTUM MECHANICS IS BOHRING -- M.S. GORDON')
Return
277 WRITE(IOUT,1277)
1277 FORMAT(1X,'IBM COMPATIBILITY IS LIKE PREGNANCY. YOU ARE OR',/,
$ 1X,'OR YOU ARE NOT. -- ADAM OSBORNE')
Return
278 WRITE(IOUT,1278)
1278 FORMAT(1X,'SILVERMAN''S PARADOX - IF MURPHY''S LAW',
$ 1X,'CAN GO WRONG, IT WILL.')
Return
279 WRITE(IOUT,1279)
1279 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS UNWORTHY OF EXCELLENT MEN TO LOSE HOURS LIKE',
$ ' SLAVES IN THE LABOR',/,1X,'OF CALCULATION WHICH COULD',
$ ' BE SAFELY RELEGATED TO ANYONE ELSE',/,1X,'IF A MACHINE WERE',
$ ' USED.',/,4X,'-- G.W. VON LEIBNIZ')
Return
280 WRITE(IOUT,1280)
1280 FORMAT(1X,'AND THIS OUR LIFE, EXEMPT FROM PUBLIC HAUNT,',/,
$ 1X,'FINDS TONGUES IN TREES, BOOKS IN THE RUNNING BROOKS,',/,
$ 1X,'SERMONS IN STONES, AND GOOD IN EVERYTHING.',/,
$ 1X,'I WOULD NOT CHANGE IT. -- W. SHAKESPEARE',/
$ 1X,'AS YOU LIKE IT, ACT II, SCENE 1.')
Return
281 WRITE(IOUT,1281)
1281 FORMAT(1X,'MORNING PEOPLE ARE USUALLY ADMIRED AS EARLY BIRDS.',/,
$ 1X,'RECALL BEN FRANKLIN''S APHORISM THAT THE EARLY BIRD',
$ 1X,'GETS THE WORM.',/,1X,'I IDENTIFY WITH THE WORM. --',
$ 1X,' CRAIG JAGGER, MINNEAPOLIS, KS.')
Return
282 WRITE(IOUT,1282)
1282 FORMAT(1X,'OPTIMIST - A PESSIMIST WHO LACKS EXPERIENCE')
Return
283 WRITE(IOUT,1283)
1283 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU''RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION,',/,1X,
$ 'THEN YOU''RE PART OF THE PRECIPITATE.')
Return
284 WRITE(IOUT,1284)
1284 FORMAT(1X,'THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.',/,
$ 1X,'(THE REST OF US WILL ESCAPE TO THE STARS)')
Return
285 WRITE(IOUT,1285)
1285 FORMAT(1X,'RESEARCH IS WHAT I AM DOING WHEN I DON''T',
$ ' KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.',/,5X,'-- WERNER VON BRAUN')
Return
286 WRITE(IOUT,1286)
1286 FORMAT(1X,'ON A CLEAR DISK YOU CAN SEEK FOREVER.')
Return
287 WRITE(IOUT,1287)
1287 FORMAT(1X,'THE WORLD IS NOT A HAMBURGER - YOU CAN''T',
$ ' HAVE IT YOUR WAY.')
Return
288 WRITE(IOUT,1288)
1288 FORMAT(1X,'MOM AND DAD WENT TO ALPHA CENTAURI AND ALL',/,
$ 1X,'I GOT WAS THIS DUMB T-SHIRT.')
Return
289 WRITE(IOUT,1289)
1289 FORMAT(1X,'OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL',
$ ' OVER YOUTH AND SKILL.')
Return
290 WRITE(IOUT,1290)
1290 FORMAT(1X,'WE TEND TO MEET ANY NEW SITUATION BY REORGANIZING.',
$ ' IT CAN BE A',/,1X,'WONDERFUL METHOD FOR CREATING THE',
$ ' ILLUSION OF PROGRESS WHILE PRODUCING',/,1X,'CONFUSION,',
$ ' INEFFICIENCY, AND DEMORALIZATION.',/,5X,'-- PETRONIUS',
$ ' ARBITER, 210 B.C.')
Return
291 WRITE(IOUT,1291)
1291 FORMAT(1X,'SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!',/,1X,
$ '(ADD A CLAWS TO THE BILL OF RIGHTS)')
Return
292 WRITE(IOUT,1292)
1292 FORMAT(1X,'FRICTION IS A DRAG,',/,1X,'AND ENTROPY AIN''T',
$ ' WHAT IT USED TO BE.')
Return
293 WRITE(IOUT,1293)
1293 FORMAT(1X,'BLACK HOLES SUCK.')
Return
294 WRITE(IOUT,1294)
1294 FORMAT(1X,'EDUCATION WITHOUT COMMON SENSE IS A LOAD OF',
$ ' BOOKS ON THE BACK OF AN ASS.')
Return
295 WRITE(IOUT,1295)
1295 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU DON''T HAVE THE LAW - ARGUE THE FACTS.',/,
$ 1X,'IF YOU DON''T HAVE THE FACTS - ARGUE THE LAW.',/,
$ 1X,'IF YOU DON''T HAVE EITHER - POUND THE TABLE.')
Return
296 WRITE(IOUT,1296)
1296 FORMAT(1X,'UNLESS WE CHANGE DIRECTIONS, WE WILL WIND UP',
$ ' WHERE WE ARE HEADED.',/,5X,'-- CONFUCIUS')
Return
297 WRITE(IOUT,1297)
1297 FORMAT(1X,'SACRED COWS MAKE GREAT HAMBURGERS -- ROBERT REISNER')
Return
298 WRITE(IOUT,1298)
1298 FORMAT(1X,'BRING ME INTO THE COMPANY OF THOSE WHO SEEK TRUTH,',/,
$ 1X,'AND DELIVER ME FROM THOSE WHO HAVE FOUND IT.')
Return
299 WRITE(IOUT,1299)
1299 FORMAT(1X,'A CHEMICAL PHYSICIST MAKES PRECISE MEASUREMENTS',
$ ' ON IMPURE COMPOUNDS.',/,1X,'A THEORETICAL PHYSICAL CHEMIST',
$ ' MAKES IMPRECISE',/,5X,'MEASUREMENTS ON PURE COMPOUNDS.',/,1X,
$ 'AN EXPERIMENTAL PHYSICAL CHEMIST MAKES IMPRECISE',/,5X,
$ 'MEASUREMENTS ON IMPURE COMPOUNDS.')
Return
End
*Deck Gozy3
Subroutine Gozy3(IOut,Num)
Implicit Integer(A-Z)
C
C Print out gozy messages 3xx (i.e. 300 to 399).
C
If(Num.lt.300.or.Num.gt.399)
$ Call GauErr('Num<300 or Num>399 in Gozy3.')
IHOP = Num/20 + 1 - 15
IGO = MOD(Num,20) + 1
IF (IHOP .EQ. 1) IGO = IGO - 1
GOTO (9300,9320,9340,9360,9380), IHop
C
9300 Goto(300,301,302,303,304,305,306,307,308,309,
$ 310,311,312,313,314,315,316,317,318,319), IGo
C
9320 Goto(320,321,322,323,324,325,326,327,328,329,
$ 330,331,332,333,334,335,336,337,338,339), IGO
C
9340 Goto(340,341,342,343,344,345,346,347,348,349,
$ 350,351,352,353,354,355,356,357,358,359), IGo
C
9360 Goto(360,361,362,363,364,365,366,367,368,369,
$ 370,371,372,373,374,375,376,377,378,379), IGo
C
9380 Goto(380,381,382,383,384,385,386,387,388,389,
$ 390,391,392,393,394,395,396,397,398,399), IGo
C
300 WRITE(IOUT,1300)
1300 FORMAT(1X,'THERE IS AN OLD, OLD RECIPE IN MAINE FOR STEWING',
$ ' COOT. PLACE THE',/,1X,'BIRD IN A KETTLE OF WATER WITH A',
$ ' RED BUILDING BRICK FREE OF MORTAR AND',/,1X,'BLEMISHES.',
$ ' PARBOIL THE COOT AND BRICK TOGETHER FOR THREE HOURS.',/,
$ 1X,'POUR OFF THE WATER, REFILL THE KETTLE, AND AGAIN PARBOIL',
$ ' FOR THREE HOURS.',/,1X,'ONCE AGAIN POUR OFF THE WATER, FOR',
$ ' THE LAST TIME ADD FRESH WATER,',/,1X,'AND LET THE COOT AND',
$ ' BRICK SIMMER TOGETHER OVERNIGHT. IN THE MORNING,',/,1X,
$ 'THROW AWAY THE COOT AND EAT THE BRICK.')
Return
301 WRITE(IOUT,1301)
1301 FORMAT(1X,'DO NOT LET SELFISH MEN OR GREEDY INTERESTS SKIN',
$ ' YOUR COUNTRY OF ITS',/,1X,'BEAUTY, ITS RICHES, OR ITS',
$ ' ROMANCE. -- THEODORE ROOSEVELT')
Return
302 WRITE(IOUT,1302)
1302 FORMAT(1X,'I LOVE MANKIND - IT''S PEOPLE I CAN''T STAND.',/,
$ 5X,'-- LINUS OF PEANUTS')
Return
303 WRITE(IOUT,1303)
1303 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU GIVE A BOY AND A PIG EVERYTHING THEY WANT,',/,
$ 1X,'YOU''LL GET A BAD BOY AND A GOOD PIG.')
Return
304 WRITE(IOUT,1304)
1304 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN IT COMES TO CASH FLOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THE TIDE',
$ ' IS ALWAYS GOING OUT.')
Return
305 WRITE(IOUT,1305)
1305 FORMAT(1X,'DEPRESSION IS WAITING FOR YOUR SHIP TO COME IN,',/,
$ 1X,'AND FINDING OUT IT''S THE TITANIC.')
Return
306 WRITE(IOUT,1306)
1306 FORMAT(1X,'MANHOOD BEGINS BY TRYING TO SHAVE FACE,',/,
$ 1X,'AND ENDS BY TRYING TO SAVE FACE.')
Return
307 WRITE(IOUT,1307)
1307 FORMAT(1X,'JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU''VE GOT THE WORLD ON A',
$ ' STRING,',/,1X,'YOU FIND OUT IT''S YOUR LEASH.')
Return
308 WRITE(IOUT,1308)
1308 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN HAVING A MEETING OF THE MINDS,',/,1X,
$ 'MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE EQUIPMENT FOR IT.')
Return
309 WRITE(IOUT,1309)
1309 FORMAT(1X,'MY GROUP MEETINGS AREN''T VERY STRUCTURED.',/,
$ 5X,'-- PROF. M. S. GORDON, OCT. 5, 1984')
Return
310 WRITE(IOUT,1310)
1310 FORMAT(1X,'KNOWLEDGE IS CHIMERA - FOR BEYOND IT LIES OTHER',
$ ' KNOWLEDGE,',/,1X,'AND THE INCOMPLETENESS OF WHAT IS KNOWN',
$ ' RENDERS THE KNOWING FALSE.',/,5X,'-- THE THOMAS',
$ ' COVENANT CHRONICLES')
Return
311 WRITE(IOUT,1311)
1311 FORMAT(1X,'THE MORE ACCURATE THE CALCULATIONS BECOME, THE MORE',
$ ' THE CONCEPTS',/,1X,'TEND TO VANISH INTO THIN AIR.',/,5X,
$ '-- R.S. MULLIKEN, J.C.P. 43,S2(1965)')
Return
312 WRITE(IOUT,1312)
1312 FORMAT(1X,'MUD THROWN IS GROUND LOST -- FROM A TEA BAG')
Return
313 WRITE(IOUT,1313)
1313 FORMAT(1X,'REPARTEE - WHAT YOU THINK OF AFTER YOU BECOME A',
$ ' DEPARTEE.')
Return
314 WRITE(IOUT,1314)
1314 FORMAT(1X,'PATIENCE IS THE ABILITY TO IDLE YOUR MOTOR WHEN',/,
$ 1X,'YOU FEEL LIKE STRIPPING YOUR GEARS.')
Return
315 WRITE(IOUT,1315)
1315 FORMAT(1X,'SOME PEOPLE TRY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES',/,
$ 1X,'USING THE WRONG YARN.')
Return
316 WRITE(IOUT,1316)
1316 FORMAT(1X,'CONFIDENCE IS WHAT YOU FEEL BEFORE YOU FULLY',/,
$ 1X,'COMPREHEND THE SITUATION.')
Return
317 WRITE(IOUT,1317)
1317 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU GIVE EVERYONE A PIECE OF YOUR MIND,',/,
$ 1X,'PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE ALL GONE.')
Return
318 WRITE(IOUT,1318)
1318 FORMAT(1X,'GETTING A SIMPLE ANSWER FROM A PROFESSOR IS LIKE',/,
$ 1X,'GETTING A THIMBLE OF WATER FROM A FIRE HYDRANT.',/,
$ 5X,'-- PROF. LEN SHAPIRO, NDSU')
Return
319 WRITE(IOUT,1319)
1319 FORMAT(1X,'ALMOST ANYTHING YOU DO WILL BE INSIGNIFICANT,',/,
$ 1X,'BUT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DO IT. -- GHANDI')
Return
320 Write (IOut,1320)
1320 Format (1x,'We''re simply so accustomed to the marvels of ',
$ 'everyday thought'
$ /,1X,'that we never wonder about it.'
$ /,1X,'-- Marvin Minsky in "Why people think ',
$ 'computers are smart"')
Return
321 Write (IOut,1321)
1321 Format (1x,'The earth never tires,'
$ /,1X,'The earth is rude, silent, ',
$ 'incomprehensible at first,'
$ /,1X,'Nature is rude and incomprehensible at first,'
$ /,1X,'Be not discouraged, keep on,'
$ /,1X,'There are divine things well envelop''d,'
$ /,1X,'I swear to you there are divine things more ',
$ 'beautiful than words can tell.'
$ /,1X,' -- Walt Whitman')
Return
322 Write(IOut,1322)
1322 Format(' Not by the face shall a man be known, but by the mask.',
$ /,' -- Karen Blixen')
Return
323 WRITE(IOUT,1323)
1323 FORMAT(1X,'HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK',/,
$ 1X,'TWO MICE RAN UP THE CLOCK',/,
$ 1X,'THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE...',/,
$ 1X,'THE OTHER ESCAPED WITH MINOR INJURIES.')
Return
324 WRITE(IOUT,1324)
1324 FORMAT(1X,'AN AIRPLANE IS A COLLECTION OF SPARE PARTS',/,
$ 1X,'FLYING IN CLOSE FORMATION.')
Return
325 WRITE(IOUT,1325)
1325 FORMAT(1X,'FESTINA LENTE!',/,1X,' - IMPERATOR AUGUSTUS ')
Return
326 WRITE(IOUT,1326)
1326 FORMAT(1X,'YOU CANNOT THROW TO THE GROUND THE LETTERS OF',/,
$ 1X,'THE GREEK ALPHABET AND PICK UP THE ILIAD.',/,
$ 1X,' - RUFUS CHOATE, 1799-1859')
Return
327 WRITE(IOUT,1327)
1327 FORMAT(1X,'MY DESCRIPTION OF EXPERIENCE IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS',/,
$ 1X,'TO A MAN. EXPERIENCE IS WHAT A MAN DOES WITH WHAT',/,
$ 1X,'HAPPENS TO HIM.',/,25X,
$ '- CHUCK KNOX, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, 1985')
Return
328 WRITE(IOUT,1328)
1328 FORMAT(1X,'A SCIENTIST IS SOMEONE WHOSE CURIOSITY SURVIVES',/,
$ 1X,'EDUCATION''S ASSAULTS ON IT.',/,
$ 25X,' - SIR HERMANN BONDI')
Return
329 WRITE(IOUT,1329)
1329 FORMAT(1X,'ROSE IS A RED',/,
$ 1X,'TY COBB IS BLUE',/,
$ 1X,'''CAUSE PETE JUST HIT',/,
$ 1X,'NO. 4592.')
Return
330 WRITE(IOUT,1330)
1330 FORMAT(1X,'EXPERIENCE IS THE FRUIT OF THE TREE OF ERRORS.')
Return
331 WRITE(IOUT,1331)
1331 FORMAT(1X,'A MAN IS EXACTLY AS GREAT AS THE TIDE SURGING',/,
$ 1X,'BENEATH HIM. - BISMARCK')
Return
332 WRITE(IOUT,1332)
1332 FORMAT(1X,'TERRY FORSTER, PORTLY ATLANTA BRAVES RELIEVER,',/,
$ 1X,'ANNOUNCING THAT HE WAS GOING TO A FAT FARM:',/,
$ 1X,'"A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MIND."')
Return
333 WRITE(IOUT,1333)
1333 FORMAT(1X,'MICHAEL FARADAY, ASKED BY A POLITICIAN WHAT GOOD',/,
$ 1X,'HIS ELECTRICAL DISCOVERIES WERE, REPLIED ',/,
$ 1X,'"AT PRESENT I DO NOT KNOW, BUT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE',/,
$ 1X,'ABLE TO TAX THEM."')
Return
334 WRITE(IOUT,1334)
1334 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN A MATHEMATICIAN ENGAGED IN INVESTIGATING',/,
$ 1X,'PHYSICAL ACTIONS AND RESULTS HAS ARRIVED AT HIS',/,
$ 1X,'CONCLUSIONS, MAY THEY NOT BE EXPRESSED IN COMMON',/,
$ 1X,'LANGUAGE AS FULLY, CLEARLY, AND DEFINITELY AS IN',/,
$ 1X,'MATHEMATICAL FORMULAE?',/,
$ 10X,' - LETTER FROM M. FARADAY TO J.C. MAXWELL, 1857.')
Return
335 WRITE(IOUT,1335)
1335 FORMAT(1X,'WAR ES EIN GOTT DER DIESE ZEICHEN SCHRIEB?',/,
$ 10X,'- LUDWIG BOLTZMANN, QUOTING GOETHE, ABOUT MAXWELL''S',
$ ' EQUATIONS.')
Return
336 WRITE(IOUT,1336)
1336 FORMAT(1X,'THE 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS HAS THE SAME',/,
$ 1X,'DEGREE OF TRUTH AS THE STATEMENT THAT IF YOU THROW',/,
$ 1X,'A TUMBLERFULL OF WATER INTO THE SEA, YOU CANNOT GET',/,
$ 1X,'THE SAME TUMBLERFULL OF WATER OUT AGAIN.',/,
$ 10X,'- J.C. MAXWELL, LETTER TO LORD RAYLEIGH, DECEMBER 6,1870')
Return
337 WRITE(IOUT,1337)
1337 FORMAT(1X,'I (ERNEST RUTHERFORD) CAME INTO THE ROOM, WHICH WAS',
$ 1X,'HALF DARK, AND PRESENTLY',/,1X,'SPOTTED LORD KELVIN',
$ 1X,'IN THE AUDIENCE AND REALIZED I WAS IN TROUBLE AT',/,
$ 1X,'THE LAST PART OF MY SPEECH DEALING THE AGE OF THE',
$ 1X,'EARTH, WHERE MY VIEWS',/,1X,'CONFLICTED WITH HIS. ',
$ 1X,'TO MY RELIEF KELVIN FELL FAST ASLEEP, BUT AS I CAME',/,
$ 1X,'TO THE IMPORTANT POINT, I SAW THE OLD BIRD SIT UP',
$ 1X,'AND COCK A BALEFUL GLANCE',/,1X,'AT ME! THEN A SUDDEN',
$ 1X,'INSPIRATION CAME AND I SAID LORD KELVIN HAD LIMITED',/,
$ 1X,'THE AGE OF THE EARTH PROVIDED NO NEW SOURCE WAS',
$ 1X,'DISCOVERED. THAT',/,1X,'PROPHETIC UTTERANCE REFERS TO',
$ 1X,'WHAT WE ARE NOW CONSIDERING TONIGHT, RADIUM!',/,
$ 1X,'BEHOLD! THE OLD BOY BEAMED UPON ME.')
Return
338 WRITE(IOUT,1338)
1338 FORMAT(1X,'ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO ADAPT THE THEORETICAL FOUND',
$ 'ATIONS OF PHYSICS',/,1X,'TO THESE NEW NOTIONS',
$ 1X,'FAILED COMPLETELY. IT WAS AS IF THE GROUND HAD',/,
$ 1X,'BEEN PULLED OUT FROM UNDER ONE WITH NO FIRM FOUND',
$ 'ATION TO BE SEEN ANYWHERE,',/,1X,'UPON WHICH ONE',
$ 1X,'COULD HAVE BUILT. -- A.EINSTEIN')
Return
339 WRITE(IOUT,1339)
1339 FORMAT(1X,'IT WAS AN ACT OF DESPARATION. FOR SIX YEARS I',
$ 1X,'HAD STRUGGLED WITH THE',/,1X,'BLACKBODY THEORY.',
$ 1X,'I KNEW THE PROBLEM WAS FUNDAMENTAL, AND I KNEW',/,
$ 1X,'THE ANSWER. I HAD TO FIND A THEORETICAL EXPLANA',
$ 'TION AT ANY COST,',/,1X,'EXCEPT FOR THE INVIOLABLITY',
$ 1X,'OF THE TWO LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS.',/,1X,' -- MAX',
$ 1X,'PLANCK, 1931')
Return
340 Continue
C WRITE(IOUT,1340)
C1340 FORMAT(1X,'WHEN MINKOWSKI SAW EINSTEIN''S ORIGINAL WORK,',
C $ 1X,'HE REMEMBERED HIS STUDENT',/,1X,'AND SAID, IN',
C $ 1X,'EFFECT, "IMAGINE THAT! I WOULD NEVER HAVE',/,
C $ 1X,'EXPECTED SUCH A SMART THING FROM THAT FELLOW."')
C Return
341 Continue
C WRITE(IOUT,1341)
C1341 FORMAT(1X,'EINSTEIN SAID OF HIMSELF, "GOD IS INEXORABLE',
C $ 1X,'IN OFFERING HIS GIFTS.',/,1X,'HE ONLY GAVE ME THE',
C $ 1X,'STUBBORNESS OF A MULE. NO! HE ALSO GAVE ME',/,
C $ 1X,'A KEEN SENSE OF SMELL.')
C Return
342 WRITE(IOUT,1342)
1342 FORMAT(1X,'ERWIN WITH HIS PSI CAN DO',/,
$ 1X,'CALCULATIONS QUITE A FEW.',/,
$ 1X,'BUT ONE THING HAS NOT BEEN SEEN',/,
$ 1X,'JUST WHAT DOES PSI REALLY MEAN.',/,
$ 1X,'-- WALTER HUCKEL, TRANS. BY FELIX BLOCH')
Return
343 WRITE(IOUT,1343)
1343 FORMAT(1X,'IF YOU WANT TO LEARN FROM THE THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS',
$ 1X,'ABOUT THE',/,1X,'METHODS WHICH THEY USE, I ADVISE',
$ 1X,'YOU TO FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE VERY STRICTLY:',/,
$ 1X,'DON''T LISTEN TO THEIR WORDS; PAY ATTENTION,',
$ 1X,'INSTEAD, TO THEIR ACTIONS.',/,1X,'-- A.EINSTEIN, 1934')
Return
344 WRITE(IOUT,1344)
1344 FORMAT(1X,'THE SCIENTIFIC THEORIST IS NOT TO BE ENVIED. FOR',
$ 1X,'NATURE, OR MORE',/,1X,'PRECISELY EXPERIMENT, IS AN',
$ 1X,'INEXORABLE AND NOT VERY FRIENDLY JUDGE OF HIS',/,
$ 1X,'WORK. IT NEVER SAYS "YES" TO A THEORY. IN THE',
$ 1X,'MOST FAVORABLE CASES',/,1X,'IT SAYS "MAYBE", AND',
$ 1X,'IN THE GREAT MAJORITY OF CASES SIMPLY "NO"...',/,
$ 1X,'PROBABLY EVERY THEORY WILL SOME DAY EXPERIENCE',
$ 1X,'ITS "NO" - MOST',/,1X,'THEORIES, SOON AFTER',
$ 1X,'CONCEPTION. -- A.EINSTEIN, NOV 11, 1922.')
Return
345 WRITE(IOUT,1345)
1345 FORMAT(1X,'SUCCESS IS NEVER CERTAIN,',/,
$ 1X,'FAILURE IS NEVER FINAL.')
Return
346 WRITE(IOUT,1346)
1346 FORMAT(1X,'IT IS BETTER TO THINK YOU ARE HALF DRY THAN TO',
$ 1X,'KNOW YOU',/,1X,'ARE ALL WET. -- SNOOPY')
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347 WRITE(IOUT,1347)
1347 FORMAT(1X,'HONESTY IN A LAWYER IS LIKE A HEN''S HIND LEGS.',/,
$ 1X,' -- MAGNUS OLESON, LAKE WOBEGON PATRIARCH, C.1875')
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348 WRITE(IOUT,1348)
1348 FORMAT(1X,'HE WHO LAUGHS LAST PROBABLY DIDN''T GET THE JOKE.')
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349 WRITE(IOUT,1349)
1349 FORMAT(1X,'THE ONLY EXISTING THINGS ARE ATOMS AND EMPTY SPACE;',/,
$ 1X,'ALL ELSE IS MERE OPINION. -- DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA',
$ 1X,'D. 370 B.C.',/,1X,'EXPERIMENTS ARE THE ONLY MEANS',
$ 1X,'OF KNOWLEDGE AT OUR DISPOSAL',/,1X,'THE REST IS',
$ 1X,'POETRY, IMAGINATION. -- MAX PLANCK')
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350 WRITE(IOUT,1350)
1350 FORMAT(1X,'IF I HAVE SEEN FARTHER, IT IS BY STANDING ON THE',/,
$ 1X,'SHOULDERS OF GIANTS. -- SIR ISAAC NEWTON')
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351 WRITE(IOUT,1351)
1351 FORMAT(1X,'ABOVE ALL I AM AN OPTIMIST FOR NUMBER THEORY,',/,
$ 1X,'AND I HOLD THE HOPE THAT WE MAY NOT BE FAR FROM',/,
$ 1X,'A TIME WHEN IRREFUTABLE ARITHMETIC WILL CELEBRATE',/,
$ 1X,'ITS TRIUMPHS IN PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY.',/,
$ 1X,' -- HERMANN MINKOWSKI, 1905')
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352 WRITE(IOUT,1352)
1352 FORMAT(1X,'ANYONE WHO IS NOT SHOCKED BY QUANTUM THEORY HAS',/,
$ 1X,'NOT UNDERSTOOD IT. -- NIELS BOHR(1885-1962)')
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353 WRITE(IOUT,1353)
1353 FORMAT(1X,'TIMES HAVE CHANGED. IN THE BIBLE WHEN AN ASS',/,
$ 1X,'SPOKE IT WAS CONSIDERED A MIRACLE.')
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354 WRITE(IOUT,1354)
1354 FORMAT(1X,'NECESSARY EVIL: ONE WE LIKE TOO MUCH TO',
$ 1X,'RELINQUISH.')
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355 WRITE(IOUT,1355)
1355 FORMAT(1X,'THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ECCENTRICS AND JOGGERS',/,
$ 1X,'IS THAT JOGGERS WEAR SWEATBANDS WHEN THEY RUN IN',
$ ' THE RAIN.')
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356 WRITE(IOUT,1356)
1356 FORMAT(1X,'COLLEGE PROFESSOR: SOMEONE WHO TALKS IN',
$ ' OTHER PEOPLE''S SLEEP.')
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357 WRITE(IOUT,1357)
1357 FORMAT(1X,'YOU SHOULDN''T LET PEOPLE DRIVE YOU CRAZY',/,
$ 1X,'WHEN YOU KNOW IT''S WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE.')
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358 WRITE(IOUT,1358)
1358 FORMAT(1X,'IN-LAWS ARE LIKE SEEDS. YOU DON''T NEED THEM',/,
$ 1X,'BUT THEY COME WITH THE TOMATO.')
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359 WRITE(IOUT,1359)
1359 FORMAT(1X,'DO YOU KNOW THAT THE LETTERS IN "EPISCOPAL", WHEN',/,
$ 1X,'REARRANGED, SPELL "PEPSI COLA"?')
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360 WRITE(IOUT,1360)
1360 FORMAT(1X,'YOU KNOW YOU''VE SPOKEN TOO LONG WHEN THE AUDIENCE',
$ ' STOPS LOOKING AT',/,1X,
$ 'THEIR WATCHES AND STARTS SHAKING THEM.')
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361 WRITE(IOUT,1361)
1361 FORMAT(1X,'THE PROBLEM WITH THE LADDER OF SUCCESS IS YOU CAN''T',
$ /,1X,'CLIMB IT WHILE YOU''RE TWIDDLING YOUR THUMBS.')
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362 WRITE(IOUT,1362)
1362 FORMAT(1X,'THERE''S NOTHING WRONG WITH FOLLOWING A TRAIN OF',
$ 1X,'THOUGHT...',/,1X,'AS LONG AS IT ULTIMATELY PULLS',
$ 1X,'INTO THE STATION.')
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363 WRITE(IOUT,1363)
1363 FORMAT(1X,'WISDOM IS KNOWING WHAT TO DO,',/,
$ 1X,'SKILL IS KNOWING HOW TO DO IT,',/,
$ 1X,'AND VIRTUE IS NOT DOING IT.')

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