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[灌水] Gaussian里名人言或诗词共计约400条!

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发表于 2018-2-5 21:52:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
每完成一次GAUSSIAN计算,就会给你欣赏一条 名人言或诗词,于是好奇者就去收集遇到的名人言或诗句,看看到底有多少......
其实,要是有GAUSSIAN的源码,那些个名人言或诗句都放在I9999.F里了,打开这个FORTRAN模块,搜“WRITE\(IOUT,”,就会找到了
有人统计了一下,大约有400条......

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发表于 2018-2-6 01:06:43 | 显示全部楼层
个人最喜欢的一个:
"THE ACADEMIC HIERARCHY"


THE PRESIDENT:
   LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,
     IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE,
       IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET,
         WALKS ON WATER,
           GIVES POLICY TO GOD.

THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR ACADEMIC AFFAIRS:
   LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,
     IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A SWITCH ENGINE,
       IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,
         WALKS ON WATER IF SEA IS CALM,
           TALKS WITH GOD.

PROFESSOR:
   LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND FAVORABLE WINDS,
     IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE,
       CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET,
         WALKS ON WATER IN AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL,
          TALKS WITH GOD IF SPECIAL REQUEST IS APPROVED.

ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR:
   BARELY CLEARS A QUONSET HUT,
     LOSES TUG OF WAR WITH LOCOMOTIVE,
       MISFIRES FREQUENTLY,
         SWIMS WELL,
           IS OCCASIONALLY ADDRESSED BY GOD.

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR:
   MAKES HIGH MARKS ON WALLS WHEN TRYING TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS,
     IS RUN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVES,
       CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF INJURY,
         DOG PADDLES,
           TALKS TO ANIMALS.

GRADUATE STUDENT:
   RUNS INTO BUILDINGS,
     RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUT OF THREE TIMES,
       IS NOT ISSUED AMMUNITION,
         CAN STAY AFLOAT WITH A LIFE JACKET,
           TALKS TO WALLS.

UNDERGRADUATE AND WORK STUDY STUDENT:
   FALLS OVER DOORSTEP WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS,
     SAYS, "LOOK AT THE CHOO-CHOO,"
       WETS HIMSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL,
        PLAYS IN MUD PUDDLES,
          MUMBLES TO HIMSELF.

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY:
   LIFTS TALL BUILDINGS AND WALKS UNDER THEM,
     KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THE TRACKS,
       CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HER TEETH AND EATS THEM,
         FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE,
           IS GOD.

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发表于 2018-2-11 15:42:03 | 显示全部楼层
ymygc 发表于 2018-2-6 01:06
个人最喜欢的一个:
"THE ACADEMIC HIERARCHY"

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